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king kong

wow now thats a king kong for ya
by Bob Dole April 1, 2004
mugGet the king kongmug.

ben's mom

A salad-tossing cum dumpster
Damn, when I did Ben's Mom, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
by Bob Dole March 18, 2004
mugGet the ben's mommug.

jag bag

a plastic container similar to a plastic bag which is used to contain jags such as a less extreme fag.
The white man could not be contained by any jag bag
by bob dole January 20, 2004
mugGet the jag bagmug.

MLG

The "Official" major league gaming circuit.

While MLG is well known, few outside of the Halo 2 community realize how much of a rift there is between MLG Halo 2, and real Halo 2.

MLG has watered Halo 2 down to bare bones, eliminating everything that used to be fun about it, and eliminating the need for teamwork or weapon control. It has been turned into a shoddy version of Halo 1, where the only weapon used is the Battle Rifle.

While cheating isn't prevelant as such, animation interupts are common, as are the button combinations that cause them, MLG claims that these require 'skill', just further proving that MLG has no regard for how the game was meant to be played.

The true skill at Halo 2, as opposed to being good with one gun, is shown in Matchmaking, where legitimate level is all about skill--MLG players would whine and call those people SMG Noobs, because of their preference to start out with an SMG--and where knowing not only how to control power weapons, but also how to kill them using more common weapons is of extreme importance when one starts with only an SMG.

Instead of having thought, MLG players prefer to turn Halo 2, quire possibly the most intensely thought based shooter that is played today into a twitch shooter
"MLG is like a bunch of hockey players, suddenly claiming that they are the proffesionals, and playing the game with everyone wielding a goalie stick."

"OMGSMGNOOB!"
by Bob Dole June 22, 2006
mugGet the MLGmug.

sexcellent

by Bob Dole August 16, 2003
mugGet the sexcellentmug.

ctn

ctn = cannot talk now
This is an abbreviation used by people having blowjob while messaging on internet
Bob: Hey whats the English HW?
Chad: CTN, i'm getting a blowjob
Bob: Turn on your camera then and lemme see
by Bob Dole January 3, 2005
mugGet the ctnmug.

E-Time

It is time
E-Time to smoke a blizunt
by bob dole May 5, 2003
mugGet the E-Timemug.

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