Bob Dole's definitions

fat mike

Some fat Gay-assed kid named mike at Romeo High school in Michigan who has a big lips and teeth that wont fit inside his damn mouth. Who is also a douche

Hey look its fat mike, what a douche.

by bob dole March 9, 2005

crauderueff

1) a badass quaker

2) one who is especially prone to non-violent violence

yo, they wuz about to roll on us, and then i be like, shit, you better back the fuck up, we roll with crauderueffs.

ghandi wuz a crazy-ass crauderueff, with his crazy ass flexibility and whatnot.

by bob dole March 29, 2005

floondapple

the hottest shit ever.
a word that defies definition.

That certainly is Floondapple.

by Bob Dole May 24, 2004

sexcellent

Beyond wicked. Wangtastic.

What up, Craig?

by Bob Dole August 16, 2003

ben's mom

A salad-tossing cum dumpster

Damn, when I did Ben's Mom, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Bob Dole March 18, 2004

Muff Diving

To Orally please a woman.

Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee!

by Bob Dole November 11, 2002

cuntmaster

One who is mastered at the art of cunninglus or female genital stimulation.

That boy who fingered me last night made me come in 3 minutes; he was a real cuntmaster!

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003