Bob Dole's definitions

ass worshipping rim-jobbers

This porno that I have in my closet

by Bob Dole September 8, 2003

necroposting

On a message board, posting something irrelevent on a really old topic to bring it to the top of the list topics. name comes from the fact that you are bringing it back from the dead, thus Necro. a practice common among n00blars.

n00b: I think necroposting is funny.
me: ::bitchslaps::

by Bob Dole January 17, 2004

king kong

an EXTREMELY HUGE penis

wow now thats a king kong for ya

by Bob Dole April 1, 2004

gfdbitd

A word that idiots like to say when confronted with a situation that makes them uncomfortable.

Oh man I refuse to take off my pants, gfdbitd!!

by Bob Dole May 24, 2004

Singledom

A realm of solitude whose cohorts are apathetic to their condition.

Jane, unsuccessful with the history of her past relationships, confined herself to singledom for the rest of her life.

by Bob Dole November 8, 2003

fatshit

a fat person with tits and can't find there private parts.

Greg poulos went to fat camp but he is still a fat shit

by bob dole August 17, 2003

ben's mom

A salad-tossing cum dumpster

Damn, when I did Ben's Mom, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Bob Dole March 18, 2004