coverage

How big an area a fart can be smelled in.

Mike's fart has a big coverage area. I can smell it in the entire arena.

by Big Tom October 19, 2005

horror movie crank

The long cranking of a car that is trying to start in a horror movie. Usually by a teen girl in a tight skirt and high heels. she usually floods the engine.

The monster was nearly so the girl gave her car a "horror movie crank".

by Big Tom December 29, 2004

quick key

To start a car by turning the key for a short spurt and releasing it. Sometimes takes several attempts.

Richard Petty used to quick key his Superbird at the races.

by Big Tom November 15, 2005

Treading a needle

Very extreme Diarrhea.

Joe said when he pooped he was treading a needle.

by Big Tom July 10, 2016

jap slap

To strike a person, usually on the head, with both hands on either side of the head

I want to Jap slap him

by Big Tom April 30, 2005

Tinted

When a road curves very slightly

Okay, Mike, the road is tinted after the brown house on your right.

by Big Tom May 20, 2005

weld

To rip a burning and horrible smelling fart

After eating that garlic pizza, I am going to weld.

by Big Tom September 03, 2005