Big Tom's definitions

hinged hair

When a guy who is balding tries to comb his hair over the bald area and then it flips up when the wind hits it.

Oh look at the guy there with the hinged hair. He is walking backward, but his hair still flips over.

by Big Tom August 9, 2006

flooded out

When a car will not start unless you give a long and hard 5 minute non-stop crank.

Oh my, that lady's car is flooded out!!!!!!

by Big Tom September 3, 2005

feather

To lightly press down on a car's gas pedal so to rev up the engine slighty....from 850 rpm to maybe 1200 rpm. Not a full 12 grand red zone engine blast

Okay, Frank, the car keeps on cutting out on me, so feather the gas so that I see what is going on.

by Big Tom September 14, 2006

weld

To rip a burning and horrible smelling fart

After eating that garlic pizza, I am going to weld.

by Big Tom September 3, 2005

cup of coffee

When a baseball player is in the Major Leagues for a very short time.

Chuck Goggin was a pretty good player, but he only had a cup of coffee for the Red Sox.

by Big Tom September 6, 2005

jap slap

To strike a person, usually on the head, with both hands on either side of the head

I want to Jap slap him

by Big Tom April 30, 2005

Tinted

When a road curves very slightly

Okay, Mike, the road is tinted after the brown house on your right.

by Big Tom May 20, 2005