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Coke Music

An online game created by the Coca Cola industry. The concept is simple: you create songs in your cheap shack using about 3 dozen sound loops, find some room that actually lets you in, stand in line for over half an hour, play the song, and get all thumbs down for not putting the 3 rock guitar sounds anywhere in your unique song. The game is populated with hackers, Internet skanks, racists, grown men who pretend to be "teh hot chikz", and little kids that think they're cool by dressing in all black, calling themselves "SatansGothKid666," and having cyber in the extra rooms. The game also has a few mini games, for example giving your own subtitile to a picture, but the language filters on that is insane. You cannot say the word "Japanese" because it has "Jap" in it. You cannot say any word that has the three letters "A-s-s" (for obvious reasons), you can't even type the words in 1337, and even if there are two words that happen to spell out a curse word ("puSH IT out of the way," for example) you can't say it. Also, all the "girls" in just about every room are extremely "horny" and want your "hot body", even though there are only 2 face designs and a handful of body designs (i.e. everyone looks about the same). The game was made popular by Deluxe247 (or whatever his name is), a character on too many movie previews; a very white kid who's acting extremely black. The game is a major waste of time
Oh Lord, why, Oh why did I waste my entire winter vacation on that evil spawn of an evil corporation known as Coca-Cola! Well, at least there isn't a McDonald's Music....
by Ben L. June 7, 2004
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I kid

It is a somewhat old fashioned way of saying "just kidding." It sounds more Shakespearean than "jk d00000d."
Person A: Bitch, I'll kick your ass!
Person B: *Gasp* You have such a sailor mouth!
Person A: What the motherf**k??
Person B: Har har, I kid, you old sea dog!
Person A: Har har har har!
by Ben L. January 8, 2006
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working on

I'm working on SOIII right now.
by Ben L. October 9, 2004
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edge hog

An edge hog is a player of Super Smash Brothers or Super Smash Brothers Melee who sits on the edge of a level after knocking their opponent off the main part of the level and hits their opponent as they try to make their way back onscreen.
I can make it back on... Oh, dude! You were just waiting for me! You friggin' edge hog!
by Ben L. July 27, 2005
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high time

Welp, it's high time I hit the ol' dusty trail.
by Ben L. February 1, 2006
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Sword of Mana

Sword of Mana is on the Game Boy Advance.
by Ben L. January 15, 2004
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Jebus

A version of the word Jesus created by Homer Simpson when he became a missionary. Used for comical purposes instead of using Jesus. Also used in games to avoid Nazi-language filters. (eg Coke Music)
Sweet zombie Jebus that was cool!
by Ben L. June 11, 2004
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