Bad C dev's definitions

posex

Used in discussions of meta commentary about sex positions.

Peter: I love the missionary position

Mary: My favorite posex is missionary.

Peter: Yes! Finally a woman of culture!

* Mary slides under john and they continue happily ever after *

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

Photophilia

Preferring sex in a bright room, typically because other people are watching.

She has photophilia, so we pointed large spotlights at our bed as we made out and nearly blinded each other with all the light. It was so hot.

by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

Left Arm

Antonym of Right Arm. Means discord, discontent, and disagreement.

I swing at you with my Left Arm, and we'll go through a fight or two! No harm, no harm!

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by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

Double, double

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Fillet of a fenny snake,

In the caldron boil and bake;

Eye of newt and toe of frog,

Wool of bat and tongue of dog,

Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,

Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,

For a charm of powerful trouble,

Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Cool it with a baboon's blood,

Then the charm is firm and good.

by Bad C dev November 17, 2024

what wonderful foot fungus

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I smell You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

Yes I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

du -sh

A.k.a "the dush", du -sh prints stats about a directory of folders and files to give you the real size recursively.

It's on my list of top ten most runned commands as I have nam flashbacks to 1971, which trigger my paranoia about disk space.

BTW, I use Alpine, BTW.

bad-c-dev@bad-c-pc:~$ du -sh ~/*
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Desktop
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Documents
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Downloads
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Music
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Pictures
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Public
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Templates
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Videos

by Bad C dev February 5, 2022

you fat fuck

"fat fuck" when used endearingly to reference a specific person.

Fuck you, you fat fuck!, I love you! Let's fuck!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021