Bad C dev's definitions

Fucktrek

A long, perilously, and courageous journey whose mission statement is "To boldly fuck where no man has fucked before"

John: I heard HBO is producing a new Startrek series
Robert: In other news, OBH is producing a new season of Fucktrek

by Bad C dev September 28, 2021

gimbalforcedeadlock

A.k.a. gfdl, this is the repeated application of thrust via moments of jerks to a worthy opponent or natural force

Not to be confused with gfdln or girlfriend died last night

Man the masts and batten down the hatches! Never will we give up until the last man’s gimbalforcedeadlock!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Hypersexualize

The sad state of a porn-addicted society where everyone has a dirty mind, so everything is a sex metaphor.

An elementary school teacher named Mrs. Hawthorn is a victim of our hypersexualized society. When Mrs. Hawthorn saw the first-grader sucking the horn of the unicorn on the playground, she nearly had a seizure. Mrs. Hawthorn dragged that first-grader straight to the principal, where he served detention for 3 weeks.

by Bad C dev March 1, 2021

The Seductive Jewess

An anti-Semitic blog obsessed with a fetish for big breasted Jewish women, calling them “tribal bio-weapons.”

Truly, big breasted Jewish women are tribal bioweapons if imagination of them can seduce an anti-Semite to spend countless hours researching and categorizing their naked bodies into The Seductive Jewess blog at seductivejewess7 dot com

by Bad C dev October 31, 2022

Fuck NRA

Fuck the NRA. Guns kill people. You think guns protect you? You're wrong. It's actually very hard to kill someone unless you have a car or a gun or a cliff or a bottle of poison. Harm someone? Cakewalk. Maim someone? Easy. Kill someone? Insanely difficult without the right tools/resources. I know this from personal experience as I've tried a many a times to no avail. There's nothing a gun can defend you from that won't be solved if no one else has guns of their own. The NRA is the voice of the evil gun lobbyists trying to get more guns on the street to make more profit. Every time there's a school shooting, every blithering idiot rushes to the store to buy guns to "defend themself." Where will it end? It ends here, on Urban Dictionary, with this definition.

Fuck NRA. Uzis kill people, not game.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

moral absolutism

The opposite of moral relativism, moral absolutism refers to belief in absolute moral grounded in God. Note that moral absolutism is both absolute and not absolute. As the magisterium of the Catholic church discerns more of God's truth and we understand His will better, they adapt their absolute definition of morals to reflect the newfound truth. However, this truth has been there all along and we were just doing it the wrong way previously, so it is the absolute truth (I think, but I'm not sure. Too much Catholic politics).

The Catholic church claims to have always followed a principle of moral absolutism. In the middle ages, it was discerned that indulgences were OKAY. After Martin Luther did the East–West Schism, the Catholic church found itself with less power and affluence due to its reduced size, so it went back to the Bible and reinterpreted it to mean that indulgences are NOT OKAY.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

Office WINE

Running Microsoft office on WINE (WINE Is Not An Emulator) on a *nix, typically on a self-hosted “cloud” you set up in your basement. CrossOver uses WINE, so it would also count. Office WINE typically arrives in rectangular shaped package boxes delivered from a nearby CDN by your friendly neighborhood package manager.

Dude, I love WINE so much! Pouring it in an easy no-spill cup of Linux Mint makes for some pretty good Office WINE.

by Bad C dev February 27, 2021