Bad C dev's definitions

omniscientology

A Scientologist that knows everything about Scientology.

The gang leader of my local Church ring seems to know everything and answer every question I have about scientology. He' says he was born with the gift of omniscientology.

by Bad C dev February 21, 2022

Nubiles

An online porn website and company devoted to beautiful women posing nude.

I can't stop spending money on Nubiles. Porn has never tasted so delicious.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

gfdl

A.k.a. gimbalforcedeadlock, this is the repeated application of thrust via moments of jerks to a worthy opponent or natural force

Not to be confused with gfdln or girlfriend died last night

Man the masts and batten down the hatches! Never will we give up until the last man’s gfdl!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Rahovart

Lord of the Underworld!

This is the event that leads to the summoning of Rahovart, one of the mod’s several bosses. When the event occurs, a grand arena will be built similar to Asmodeus before the battle begins. The track ‘Nobody Told Me About Id’ from Doom can be heard playing in the background as the arena constructs itself. As with the other bosses, make sure you’re far enough away from your house before you trigger this event!

by Bad C dev October 7, 2021

nevernaut

1. Nevernaut games, an online website for in-browser games
2. A person who is never going to be an astronaut.

When I was 3, I wanted to be an astronaut. When I turned 7, I realized I was doomed to be a nevernaut, so I started playing nevernaut games in my ancient (then modern) Internet Explorer 6 browser.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

Godwhore

A whore blessed by God. Typically a saint who engaged in prostitution

Mary Magdalene is a total godwhore

by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

dpkg

One of the few things elegant enough to escape the wrath of Linus Torvalds, dpkg is beautiful, simplistic, and self-contained. It does one thing and just one thing and that thing is installing/uninstalling packages. It works great in pipes, and its the epitome of good UNIX design principles.

I love dpkg except when it doesn't work, so I use aptitude which does a million things and does half of them correctly. Ah the joys of Linux.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021