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by Bad C dev October 13, 2021
Get the if god exists then i will go to heavenmug. As the buildup of dark matter and dark energy in our universe continues to accelerate, so too will the buildup of docker containers continue to accelerate. Eventually, the two opposing forces will grow so vast and so unweildy that, in one grand intergalactic battle that will shatter the very nature of our universe, one force will reign supreme and overtake every facet of our reality. So, what will be the fate of our universe?--a heat death or complete and utter dockerization--we'll just have to wait and see.
by Bad C dev February 5, 2022
Get the dockerizationmug. by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
Get the Rosemary & olive oilmug. Clean Catholic-approved sex. No toys, no anal, no mouthing, no birth control, no titty fuck, no homo, no porn, no drugs, no nothing created by the devil. You have to be married to each other and the marriage must be recognized by the Catholic Church. Then, it's just penis-vagina penetration with the goal of getting in and out as fast as possible so that you can go back to Church and repent for your sin of carnal indulgence.
Clean sex quickly turned into dirty sex when we both realized we were faking the whole "Catholic" thing.
by Bad C dev March 4, 2021
Get the Clean sexmug. The very best programming language IN THE WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSEEE!!!!!!! YEAAAAA!!!!!
Get ready!, get pumped!, get set!, and GO!, write some shell code!
To write in the ways of the POSIX, she must bang your script with #!/bin/sh
That she bangs #!/usr/bin/env sh is wrongful for env is not a guarantee but a privilege. Only guarantee is her ability to she bang #!/bin/sh
Also you must avoid BASHisms, ZSHisms, forego the FISH shell, and also anticipate the lack of any common commands you know like grep for there exists busybox in this universe!
Also, don't forget shellcheck and set -e to cover your ass when you go on a binge and write shitty shell code. It happens to the best of us, so no need to feel shame.
Get ready!, get pumped!, get set!, and GO!, write some shell code!
To write in the ways of the POSIX, she must bang your script with #!/bin/sh
That she bangs #!/usr/bin/env sh is wrongful for env is not a guarantee but a privilege. Only guarantee is her ability to she bang #!/bin/sh
Also you must avoid BASHisms, ZSHisms, forego the FISH shell, and also anticipate the lack of any common commands you know like grep for there exists busybox in this universe!
Also, don't forget shellcheck and set -e to cover your ass when you go on a binge and write shitty shell code. It happens to the best of us, so no need to feel shame.
by Bad C dev February 5, 2022
Get the POSIX shell scriptmug. The evil-doers in the Rwandan Genocide due to centuries of bad blood between the races of people. It was like America going to civil war over who could own slaves except that it was like brother and sister going to war over who's black enough to deserve to live. Not all Hutu bad. In fact, despite the 600k Tutsi they killed and the 500k women they raped most Hutu are good people who had nothing to do with the Genocide except that they were responsible for inaction against it.
During the Rwandan Genocide, radio broadcasters urged Hutus to “cut down the tall trees,” which involved lots of blood and a little cum here and there.
by Bad C dev March 4, 2021
Get the Hutumug. Node.JS had poor performance so I threw piscina into the mix and now the terrible performance is offset by the utilization of all cores, which makes the software run better, even through just opening the software makes the fans whine.
by Bad C dev July 22, 2021
Get the piscinamug.