Natural machine word

The address size in the target architecture you compile your C program for, it used to be unsigned int all the time everywhere, now it’s unsigned long as of the amd64 aka x86-64 until we get 128-bit computers then all bets will be off in the LINUX KERNEL HELLSYUAH, but really it’s a size_t from stddef.h and oh shit dawg, that acid is starting to kick in and I feel funny

x86 has a natural machine word size of 32, and x86-64 has unsigned ints with a size of 32 (wtf?)

by Bad C dev November 09, 2024

Double, double

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Fillet of a fenny snake,

In the caldron boil and bake;

Eye of newt and toe of frog,

Wool of bat and tongue of dog,

Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,

Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,

For a charm of powerful trouble,

Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Cool it with a baboon's blood,

Then the charm is firm and good.

by Bad C dev November 17, 2024

Clean sex

Clean Catholic-approved sex. No toys, no anal, no mouthing, no birth control, no titty fuck, no homo, no porn, no drugs, no nothing created by the devil. You have to be married to each other and the marriage must be recognized by the Catholic Church. Then, it's just penis-vagina penetration with the goal of getting in and out as fast as possible so that you can go back to Church and repent for your sin of carnal indulgence.

Clean sex quickly turned into dirty sex when we both realized we were faking the whole "Catholic" thing.

by Bad C dev March 04, 2021

We are hiring

It's what the amazon ad to the right of this definition is saying in small subtitle white words.

Amazon
We are hiring

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

Hutu

The evil-doers in the Rwandan Genocide due to centuries of bad blood between the races of people. It was like America going to civil war over who could own slaves except that it was like brother and sister going to war over who's black enough to deserve to live. Not all Hutu bad. In fact, despite the 600k Tutsi they killed and the 500k women they raped most Hutu are good people who had nothing to do with the Genocide except that they were responsible for inaction against it.

During the Rwandan Genocide, radio broadcasters urged Hutus to “cut down the tall trees,” which involved lots of blood and a little cum here and there.

by Bad C dev March 04, 2021

POSIX shell script

The very best programming language IN THE WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSEEE!!!!!!! YEAAAAA!!!!!

Get ready!, get pumped!, get set!, and GO!, write some shell code!

To write in the ways of the POSIX, she must bang your script with #!/bin/sh

That she bangs #!/usr/bin/env sh is wrongful for env is not a guarantee but a privilege. Only guarantee is her ability to she bang #!/bin/sh

Also you must avoid BASHisms, ZSHisms, forego the FISH shell, and also anticipate the lack of any common commands you know like grep for there exists busybox in this universe!

Also, don't forget shellcheck and set -e to cover your ass when you go on a binge and write shitty shell code. It happens to the best of us, so no need to feel shame.

I love me some POSIX shell script. Gonna go write some right now.

by Bad C dev February 05, 2022

what a wonderful cunt

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024