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A recent study suggests that although many Americans appear nice on the outside, they are secretly self-centered porn-addicted eco-oblivious entitled rapists who love nothing more than to buy an expensive car and jack off in it. The blacks? No, actually they're innocent. I was mostly referring to the middle to upper-class white gents who are so detached from reality that they shield their innocent cock-sucking porn-watching girl-stalking teenagers from watching harmless entertainment like South Park.
Today, I got a talking to by an All American Shit. As soon as I realized the situation, I tried to walk away, but I'm black, so I got lynched and, when the police showed up, they participated in the lynching and cheered it on. Fuck America, land of the free and home of the entitled jackasses.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
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Omg, so I was crazy horny and my vag was super thirsty, so I went around to all the guys at work and made every possible subliminal sex message I could think of, and no one showed up at my house later that night! So, I had no choice but to revert to overt sex messages and wear a bikini top to work the next day AND ONLY THEN everyone showed up at my house (even the boss!!) and we had an amazing orgy. Guys these days!, omg!
by Bad C dev May 13, 2022
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by Bad C dev February 28, 2021
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Whoever said rape is traumatic is full of fucking shit. Women are objects designed to be used by men with no higher mental processes. Women enjoy rape and orgasm from it, sometimes giggling. They love rape so much often times they’re frozen with joy and excitement as they want the experience so badly. So, next time you see a beautiful woman you want to bang, tell yourself “yes rape” and make hers the taking for yourself.
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