Bad C dev's definitions

slavant

A slavic who is a savant

I bully my victim all day and night for being both a slav and an autist, but it's all good bc he's a slavant.

by Bad C dev July 12, 2021

moral absolutism

The opposite of moral relativism, moral absolutism refers to belief in absolute moral grounded in God. Note that moral absolutism is both absolute and not absolute. As the magisterium of the Catholic church discerns more of God's truth and we understand His will better, they adapt their absolute definition of morals to reflect the newfound truth. However, this truth has been there all along and we were just doing it the wrong way previously, so it is the absolute truth (I think, but I'm not sure. Too much Catholic politics).

The Catholic church claims to have always followed a principle of moral absolutism. In the middle ages, it was discerned that indulgences were OKAY. After Martin Luther did the East–West Schism, the Catholic church found itself with less power and affluence due to its reduced size, so it went back to the Bible and reinterpreted it to mean that indulgences are NOT OKAY.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

lez soak you

Greatest porn film ever produced according to men with a piss fetish.

Film: Lez soak you!
Men: Bring on the soaked!

by Bad C dev September 28, 2021

I am a Sexaholic

Let my progressive victory over lust be in the glory and name of my God in heaven.

I am a Sexaholic and religion helps me cope bro

by Bad C dev April 13, 2023

foot fungus is sexy

Praise be!, to Foot Fungus

Foot fungus is gorgeous

Foot fungus is pornographic

Foot fungus is hot

Foot fungus is naked ladies

Foot fungus is beautiful

Foot fungus is phat

Foot fungus is tantalizing

Foot fungus is sexy

Foot fungus is the word

Foot fungus is the way we shook

Foot fungus is lovely love love

Foot fungus is the world on a string

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

Fuck NRA

Fuck the NRA. Guns kill people. You think guns protect you? You're wrong. It's actually very hard to kill someone unless you have a car or a gun or a cliff or a bottle of poison. Harm someone? Cakewalk. Maim someone? Easy. Kill someone? Insanely difficult without the right tools/resources. I know this from personal experience as I've tried a many a times to no avail. There's nothing a gun can defend you from that won't be solved if no one else has guns of their own. The NRA is the voice of the evil gun lobbyists trying to get more guns on the street to make more profit. Every time there's a school shooting, every blithering idiot rushes to the store to buy guns to "defend themself." Where will it end? It ends here, on Urban Dictionary, with this definition.

Fuck NRA. Uzis kill people, not game.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

meshitsalot

A knight in shining armor

We saw lord meshitsalot riding his horse at full gallop on the way to the public bathrooms. Sir Meshitsalot is famous for frequenting these bathrooms.

by Bad C dev July 26, 2021