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All American Shit

A recent study suggests that although many Americans appear nice on the outside, they are secretly self-centered porn-addicted eco-oblivious entitled rapists who love nothing more than to buy an expensive car and jack off in it. The blacks? No, actually they're innocent. I was mostly referring to the middle to upper-class white gents who are so detached from reality that they shield their innocent cock-sucking porn-watching girl-stalking teenagers from watching harmless entertainment like South Park.
Today, I got a talking to by an All American Shit. As soon as I realized the situation, I tried to walk away, but I'm black, so I got lynched and, when the police showed up, they participated in the lynching and cheered it on. Fuck America, land of the free and home of the entitled jackasses.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
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What every semi-believer claims is their rationale for believing in religion.
I am Catholic because if God exists then I will go to heaven.
by Bad C dev October 13, 2021
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naked Bradbury

The state or statuary of love with the OG pedophile
Naked Bradbury was an American author and screenwriter. One of the most celebrated 20th-century American writers, he worked in a variety of genres, including fantasy, science fiction, horror, mystery, and realistic fiction.
by Bad C dev November 9, 2024
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double integral

God's favorite form of torture for Calculus III college students. Typically, triple integrals are not even touched by most colleges as students would sooner pass out than shoulder the immense pain of evaluating such nonsense.
With double integrals, you do an integral twice but square the pain.

Before I entered pre-med, I thought I learned the true meaning of pain in my Calculus III class--double integrals.
by Bad C dev March 2, 2021
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what a wonderful cunt

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
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dockerization

The conversion of units of matter into units of docker containers.
As the buildup of dark matter and dark energy in our universe continues to accelerate, so too will the buildup of docker containers continue to accelerate. Eventually, the two opposing forces will grow so vast and so unweildy that, in one grand intergalactic battle that will shatter the very nature of our universe, one force will reign supreme and overtake every facet of our reality. So, what will be the fate of our universe?--a heat death or complete and utter dockerization--we'll just have to wait and see.
by Bad C dev February 5, 2022
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Rosemary & olive oil

The natural flavor of the Triscuit box right beside me.
Mmmmh! Rosemary & olive oil Triscuits! So delicious!
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
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