Bad C dev's definitions

Rosemary & olive oil

The natural flavor of the Triscuit box right beside me.

Mmmmh! Rosemary & olive oil Triscuits! So delicious!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

dockerization

The conversion of units of matter into units of docker containers.

As the buildup of dark matter and dark energy in our universe continues to accelerate, so too will the buildup of docker containers continue to accelerate. Eventually, the two opposing forces will grow so vast and so unweildy that, in one grand intergalactic battle that will shatter the very nature of our universe, one force will reign supreme and overtake every facet of our reality. So, what will be the fate of our universe?--a heat death or complete and utter dockerization--we'll just have to wait and see.

by Bad C dev February 5, 2022

if god exists then i will go to heaven

What every semi-believer claims is their rationale for believing in religion.

I am Catholic because if God exists then I will go to heaven.

by Bad C dev October 13, 2021

Natural machine word

The address size in the target architecture you compile your C program for, it used to be unsigned int all the time everywhere, now it’s unsigned long as of the amd64 aka x86-64 until we get 128-bit computers then all bets will be off in the LINUX KERNEL HELLSYUAH, but really it’s a size_t from stddef.h and oh shit dawg, that acid is starting to kick in and I feel funny

x86 has a natural machine word size of 32, and x86-64 has unsigned ints with a size of 32 (wtf?)

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

ZHQ

Abbreviation for Zelda HeadQuarters. Zelda is a popular series of video games, comics, action figures, discontinued pre-releases, countless collectibles, and Zelda itself.

I made my room into a ZHQ shrine to Zelda.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

Clean sex

Clean Catholic-approved sex. No toys, no anal, no mouthing, no birth control, no titty fuck, no homo, no porn, no drugs, no nothing created by the devil. You have to be married to each other and the marriage must be recognized by the Catholic Church. Then, it's just penis-vagina penetration with the goal of getting in and out as fast as possible so that you can go back to Church and repent for your sin of carnal indulgence.

Clean sex quickly turned into dirty sex when we both realized we were faking the whole "Catholic" thing.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

naked Bradbury

The state or statuary of love with the OG pedophile

Naked Bradbury was an American author and screenwriter. One of the most celebrated 20th-century American writers, he worked in a variety of genres, including fantasy, science fiction, horror, mystery, and realistic fiction.

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024