Bad C dev's definitions

No hablo espanol

Means "I do not speak Spanish", implying that you are cunt for speaking anything else other than the god-blessed language of English. Fuck everyone who doesn't speak perfect, fluent, grammatical English! Fuck them all!

Me :No hablo espanol?

Them: Si

Me: Well, fuck you, you worthless cunt!

Them: Si

Me: Fuck you!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

I love dogs

What you say to random strangers you meet on the street when you want to meet and greet their dog.

"I love dogs" I told them because I honestly and truly love dogs from the bottom of my heart. Dogs are man's best friend.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

UC Canvas

The FIRST fuckshow in the history of the University of Cincinnati that produced a good result in the end.

Hooray for UC Canvas! It’s AGPL software, which is the best kind of software.

by Bad C dev March 5, 2021

The Infographics Show

Best youtube videos to watch when bored. Make the best stories about murder and anything radioactive. Their shows contain numerous subtle errors, but it's all good because it's nonetheless high quality content.

I can't wait for the girlfriend to become the wife in The Infographics Show!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

slavicide

1. slavicide (lowercase) = When a slav commits suicide
2. Slavicide (capitalized) = Genocide of the slavic race

Bob just committed suicide, but it's all good because he's Slavic, so it's just innocent harmless slavicide.

Hitler commissioned the murder of millions of civilians, but it's all good because many were Slavs, so it's just innocent harmless Slavicide.

by Bad C dev July 12, 2021

ortographobia

Uncanny fear of spelling mistakes. You shit your pants whenever you try to spell a tough word like rhythm or psycho or weird or handkerchief or conscience because you fear you may spell it incorrectly. How little do you realize that noone gives a damn about spelling anymore? Let's just say that the siyko's weerd rithmic hangkarchif iz conshinse and call it a day, hm?

Man: I have ortographobia and I fear misspelling words.
Woman: I have ortographilia and misspelled words turn me on.

by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

sexual shortcomings

A fancy polite way of saying that a man has a tiny little dick and will never be able to satisfy a woman if for no other reason than that he can’t get very far inside her.

Brenda: Why happened with you and Tom?
Charlotte: Tom has some…well…sexual shortcomings.
Brenda: let me fix that for you.
**Brenda and Charlotte make out and have hot lesbian sex**

by Bad C dev November 19, 2022