Bad C dev's definitions

egap

An Enchanted Golden Apple in the video game of Minecraft

Despite eating an egap beforehand, the bastion still caused me to pop a few totems.

by Bad C dev June 27, 2021

wainbows

Drug-induced rainbows

Sober man: Look up in the sky!, I see a rainbow.

Guy on shrooms: I SEE PRETTY PINK UNICORNS DANCING ON WAINBOWS!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

urbgot

Urban dictionary got your back, fam!

Me: Oh no! I just don't know what to do!

My friend: Urbgot, man. Urbgot.

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

fuck to the speed of light

What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.

Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!

by Bad C dev October 31, 2022

Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon

A fictional dish mentioned in Aristophanes' comedy Assemblywomen.1 It is a transliteration of the Ancient Greek word λοπαδο­τεμαχο­σελαχο­γαλεο­κρανιο­λειψανο­δριμ­υπο­τριμματο­σιλφιο­καραβο­μελιτο­κατακεχυ­μενο­κιχλ­επι­κοσσυφο­φαττο­περιστερ­αλεκτρυον­οπτο­κεφαλλιο­κιγκλο­πελειο­λαγῳο­σιραιο­βαφη­τραγανο­πτερύγων. In one dictionary, it is defined as a "name of a dish compounded of all kinds of dainties, fish, flesh, fowl, and sauces."

The Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon I had tonight was almost as delicious as the sex I had afterwards.

by Bad C dev February 27, 2021

calcufuckor

A calculator when used as dildo

Me: Here's a calculator
Her: Let me show you how to use it as a calcufuckor
*I pant rapidly and my heart rates shoots through the roof*

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

Trisquel

Most free (as in freedom) Linux distro. Why have a working microphone or Nvidia drivers on your laptop when you can run in VT100 text mode and relish the enduring FREEDOM washing over you like a wave.

The smooth sexy graphics of other distros are merely a facade covering up the corrupted interior of proprietary drivers and binary blobs in the kernel. Trisquel, on the other hand, is through-and-through completed saturated in FREE software, and this really shines through.

Just as you can hear the songs of the sea by shoreline, so too can you hear the lullaby of FREEDOM with every interaction with Trisquel. It's just awesome!

Trisquel GNU/Linux is a fully free operating system for home users, small enterprises and educational centers.

by Bad C dev February 1, 2022