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Portmanteau of faux and fart. It relates to the unfortunate action when one thinks they need or are about to pass gas, but instead release pure liquid diarrhea when they relax their sphincter muscle, due to the very similar sensation prior to opening the sphincter. It is related to but usually more embarrassing than a shart.
Um... Excuse me for a moment, I need to take a shower and get some clean undies, I had a fauxrt and it left more than a shart...
by Andy Somers July 7, 2020
Get the fauxrt mug.BrainStereo: (noun) the part of your brain that blasts some certain piece of music at you, over and over again, like a recording on repeat or loop mode, and often actively distracting at the worst possible moments.
Often results in the afflicted commenting about a "song stuck in their head".
The music itself is often referred to as an "earworm".
Often results in the afflicted commenting about a "song stuck in their head".
The music itself is often referred to as an "earworm".
by Andy Somers April 27, 2022
Get the brainStereo mug.A gender neutral and more more negative alternative for the derogatory "DoucheBag."
Technically, a "LegBag" is a plastic bag strapped to one's lower leg, with a tube that runs up to a medical device called a catheter, which inserts through the urethra into the bladder, to drain the urine. The Leg Bag collects the urine. A small spigot or valve on the bottom of the bag allows it to be drained.
By contrast, an actual Douche Bag holds the clean fluid to be sent via tube to a nozzle which a woman may use for personal hygiene of her genitals. Thus, by extension we could say that a LegBag is much lower on the creep totem pole, beyond douche, possibly even surpassing asshole in some cases.
However, as the LegBag is a somewhat passive device collecting urine, LegBag can be directed toward those that are the lackey or sycophant of a total asshole. For instance, you could say that Rudy Giuliani is Donald Trump's LegBag.
Technically, a "LegBag" is a plastic bag strapped to one's lower leg, with a tube that runs up to a medical device called a catheter, which inserts through the urethra into the bladder, to drain the urine. The Leg Bag collects the urine. A small spigot or valve on the bottom of the bag allows it to be drained.
By contrast, an actual Douche Bag holds the clean fluid to be sent via tube to a nozzle which a woman may use for personal hygiene of her genitals. Thus, by extension we could say that a LegBag is much lower on the creep totem pole, beyond douche, possibly even surpassing asshole in some cases.
However, as the LegBag is a somewhat passive device collecting urine, LegBag can be directed toward those that are the lackey or sycophant of a total asshole. For instance, you could say that Rudy Giuliani is Donald Trump's LegBag.
Direct: "Harvey is such a LegBag, he told my sister he'd cast her in a film if she had sex with him, but he never did."
Possessive: "Rush Limbaugh is the alt-right's LegBag"
Literal: "Donald Trump is such a LegBag — even Russian escorts drain their piss on him."
Possessive: "Rush Limbaugh is the alt-right's LegBag"
Literal: "Donald Trump is such a LegBag — even Russian escorts drain their piss on him."
by Andy Somers February 2, 2020
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