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Do you want Eye-talian dressing on your salad?
No, I want Italian dressing on my salad, after my dinner.
No, I want Italian dressing on my salad, after my dinner.
by Alpino October 28, 2020
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Get the scarpa mug.Something said right before a person does something amazingly stupid.
In the military it takes a quantum leap. with high explosives, high performance aircraft and situations that will get you killed in a heartbeat.
along with "based on my experience" "I've made a decision" "trust me" and "watch this"
It reaches another level if the MFer is smiling, chuckling or laughting.
In the military it takes a quantum leap. with high explosives, high performance aircraft and situations that will get you killed in a heartbeat.
along with "based on my experience" "I've made a decision" "trust me" and "watch this"
It reaches another level if the MFer is smiling, chuckling or laughting.
The most dangerous thing in the US Army is a warrant officer AH-64 Apache pilot chuckling and saying "watch this"
by Alpino August 10, 2012
Get the watch this mug.The big MT placed that used to be a paradise until ruined by pretty people assholes from Michigan, California, Massachusetts and Vermont. It is flat, cold, remote, hostile and we hate wolves.
by Alpino March 29, 2010
Get the MONTANA mug.A phenomena for whatever kind ofimage, that a man or woman appear in public to be gay, but are actually straight in their personal life. Is it to empathize with the oppressed? Or just to be the heppest "mui cool" person around. A sexual poser.
Sally- Kyle is such a fine lookin' man... too bad he's gay, sigh.
Mary- no, I can tell you a very different story, he is gay in the streets, straight in the sheets.
Mary- no, I can tell you a very different story, he is gay in the streets, straight in the sheets.
by Alpino July 20, 2010
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esp for people under 40 years old
students take pics of notes or test reviews, but cannot find them amongst the thousands of selfies & texts a day
people walk off cliffs, into sewer holes, or miss the UFOs flying over, or bigfoot strolling by
one of the highest forms of narcissism OR filming illegal events
esp for people under 40 years old
students take pics of notes or test reviews, but cannot find them amongst the thousands of selfies & texts a day
people walk off cliffs, into sewer holes, or miss the UFOs flying over, or bigfoot strolling by
one of the highest forms of narcissism OR filming illegal events
by Alpino February 1, 2023
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