Alpino's definitions

scarpa

an Italian infantryman or alpini, literally "a boot"

The Italian equivalent of the US Army "grunt"

Io sono un scarpa - I am a grunt

by Alpino November 6, 2009

MONTANA

The big MT placed that used to be a paradise until ruined by pretty people assholes from Michigan, California, Massachusetts and Vermont. It is flat, cold, remote, hostile and we hate wolves.

T-shirt in MT

"Montana Sucks - Now Go Home and Tell All Your Friends"

by Alpino March 29, 2010

death metal

What the Cookie Monster does at night, after Sesame Street closes.

Whenever the old lady bitches about "playing your death metal music in front of the kids" I just tell them "it's the Cookie Monster singing."

by Alpino October 16, 2008

Eye-talian

An Italian in Montana, Wyoming, & Texas I suppose.

Do you want Eye-talian dressing on your salad?
No, I want Italian dressing on my salad, after my dinner.

by Alpino October 28, 2020

alpino

an Italian mountain troop

aka "scarpa" a boot

Alpino Rossi del turno di - Alpino Rossi reporting for duty

by Alpino November 6, 2009

gat

a pistol

holy shit she had a gat in her purse.... no one ever raped a .357

by Alpino October 28, 2008

Army

A part of the US military that uses acronyms and knows how to spell, unlike their USMC brothers that think ARMY is an acronym for "ain't ready to be marines yet". When I tried it was ARTBMY. US ARMY actually means "Uncle Sam Ass Raped Me Yesterday"

- Have fought in every war for our nation, not guarded unruly sailors.

- Are capable of thinking, at least the Airborne, SF, Rangers. A very dangerous weapon indeed! The Marines react, which has its place.

- Are not a branch of the Navy

- The ARMY gives awards for "being"

- Wears black berets like Saddam Hussein did

- Gets things done without a cheerleader type PR... you know who does. The ARMY hires shitty advertising agencies.

- Admits to its mistakes

It's a War when the Army gets involved.

by Alpino October 28, 2008