Alpino's definitions

honyocker

Old north West cowboy slang for a failed homestead farmer. Almost as bad as calling a cowboy a sheep herder.Cattle people never liked homesteaders and all their barbed wire fences.

1889- This whole town is wall to wall honyockers, bankers and sheep shit.

by Alpino January 13, 2009

WASP

The WhiteAnglo-SaxonProtestant motherfuckers who still own and run everthing in the country, now with latent prejudice- instead of celebrated belittling of "sub-humans". Enslaved the blacks, kept Jews and Catholics out of their hierarchy and organizations. Made life hell for the Irish Poles Asians Greeks Mexicans ..... any one who is not a WASP. They are pretty good at getting those "below" them in hating each other as well.

Some WASP told me my last name didn't sound American.

by Alpino July 3, 2008

Eye-talian

An Italian in Montana, Wyoming, & Texas I suppose.

Do you want Eye-talian dressing on your salad?
No, I want Italian dressing on my salad, after my dinner.

by Alpino October 28, 2020

alpino

an Italian mountain troop

aka "scarpa" a boot

Alpino Rossi del turno di - Alpino Rossi reporting for duty

by Alpino November 6, 2009

gat

a pistol

holy shit she had a gat in her purse.... no one ever raped a .357

by Alpino October 28, 2008

center mass

where you put the bullets into a person in a quick shot

the six inches wide region below the throat and above the navel where you have the best chance of hitting a human with bullets, usually at a longer range,,, over 100 meters

"aim center mass" bang

I aim for center mass every time

by Alpino November 6, 2009

Artificial Brain

a smart phone, cell phone
esp for people under 40 years old
students take pics of notes or test reviews, but cannot find them amongst the thousands of selfies & texts a day
people walk off cliffs, into sewer holes, or miss the UFOs flying over, or bigfoot strolling by
one of the highest forms of narcissism OR filming illegal events

put your artificial brains away, we are taking a test

by Alpino February 1, 2023