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where you put the bullets into a person in a quick shot
the six inches wide region below the throat and above the navel where you have the best chance of hitting a human with bullets, usually at a longer range,,, over 100 meters
the six inches wide region below the throat and above the navel where you have the best chance of hitting a human with bullets, usually at a longer range,,, over 100 meters
by Alpino November 6, 2009
Get the center mass mug.Also known as "kill books" . Really nasty bloody brain splattered photographs of dead Iraqis or Afghanis taken by grunts after the shooting stops. A lot of these are traded like baseball cards, and often wind up in the hands of pogues and fobbits who use them to talk shit back in the world "look how bad-ass I was"
"dude, you'd better not let the MPs searching our shit in Kuwait find your x-rated photos or you'll get an Article 15"
by Alpino March 29, 2010
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Get the alpini mug.Military Police - at least in the Army. As loved as the police in the outside world, except in the military you have few rights, and they know it and will rat fuck you the second they can. they originate from the kids at school everyone hated. MPs think they are badass but in Iraq and Afghanistan haji handed the MPs their asses on route patrol and just about any engagement requiring the Infantry real men to take over. on the big bases MPs hand out speeding tickets to grunts stressed out from months of combat... charming. For what it's worth... CID investigates real crimes but every MP thinks he's a CID investigator.
Hit by THREE IEDs today and I get a ticket for going 35 in a 25mph zone, mother-fucker.
Can't spell wimp without MP.
Avoid that route, it's full of MPs.
Can't spell wimp without MP.
Avoid that route, it's full of MPs.
by Alpino July 28, 2010
Get the MP mug.Someone who moves out West, usually the Northern Rockies, and wants to make it just like California or Michigan and not the U.P.! or Vermont. Liberal fucks who don't like hunting, logging or ranching. They think wolves are cute face licking puppies,,, not hamstringing demons who eat their prey alive. The use their money and lawyers like the Mafia uses pistols and knives, with the locals losing out. Drive Subarus, Saabs, Volvos.
How come we can't hunt elk on that ranch anymore?
Some pretty people bought it to raise llamas on.
Why is this bar so clean... and no more pickled eggs?
The pretty people eat their veggie burgers here now.
Some pretty people bought it to raise llamas on.
Why is this bar so clean... and no more pickled eggs?
The pretty people eat their veggie burgers here now.
by Alpino January 26, 2010
Get the pretty people mug.The best weapon on the planet, in the right.... or wrong hands. It takes trained or determined infantryman to use it properly... not a "soulja" gangbanger spraying it sideways and hitting their neighbor's three year old... not some clown haji insurgent that has seen too many Rambo movies and shoots from the hip.
Can be buried in mud for years and still kill.
Has killed more people with "real guns" than any other weapon.
Can be buried in mud for years and still kill.
Has killed more people with "real guns" than any other weapon.
by Alpino October 28, 2008
Get the AK mug.The WhiteAnglo-SaxonProtestant motherfuckers who still own and run everthing in the country, now with latent prejudice- instead of celebrated belittling of "sub-humans". Enslaved the blacks, kept Jews and Catholics out of their hierarchy and organizations. Made life hell for the Irish Poles Asians Greeks Mexicans ..... any one who is not a WASP. They are pretty good at getting those "below" them in hating each other as well.
by Alpino July 3, 2008
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