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The best weapon on the planet, in the right.... or wrong hands. It takes trained or determined infantryman to use it properly... not a "soulja" gangbanger spraying it sideways and hitting their neighbor's three year old... not some clown haji insurgent that has seen too many Rambo movies and shoots from the hip.
Can be buried in mud for years and still kill.
Has killed more people with "real guns" than any other weapon.
Can be buried in mud for years and still kill.
Has killed more people with "real guns" than any other weapon.
by Alpino October 28, 2008
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Get the MONTANA mug.Whenever the old lady bitches about "playing your death metal music in front of the kids" I just tell them "it's the Cookie Monster singing."
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Get the gat mug.A part of the US military that uses acronyms and knows how to spell, unlike their USMC brothers that think ARMY is an acronym for "ain't ready to be marines yet". When I tried it was ARTBMY. US ARMY actually means "Uncle Sam Ass Raped Me Yesterday"
- Have fought in every war for our nation, not guarded unruly sailors.
- Are capable of thinking, at least the Airborne, SF, Rangers. A very dangerous weapon indeed! The Marines react, which has its place.
- Are not a branch of the Navy
- The ARMY gives awards for "being"
- Wears black berets like Saddam Hussein did
- Gets things done without a cheerleader type PR... you know who does. The ARMY hires shitty advertising agencies.
- Admits to its mistakes
- Have fought in every war for our nation, not guarded unruly sailors.
- Are capable of thinking, at least the Airborne, SF, Rangers. A very dangerous weapon indeed! The Marines react, which has its place.
- Are not a branch of the Navy
- The ARMY gives awards for "being"
- Wears black berets like Saddam Hussein did
- Gets things done without a cheerleader type PR... you know who does. The ARMY hires shitty advertising agencies.
- Admits to its mistakes
by Alpino October 28, 2008
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