Alpino's definitions
Get the gatmug. by Alpino November 6, 2009
Get the alpinomug. The big MT placed that used to be a paradise until ruined by pretty people assholes from Michigan, California, Massachusetts and Vermont. It is flat, cold, remote, hostile and we hate wolves.
by Alpino March 29, 2010
Get the MONTANAmug. The best weapon on the planet, in the right.... or wrong hands. It takes trained or determined infantryman to use it properly... not a "soulja" gangbanger spraying it sideways and hitting their neighbor's three year old... not some clown haji insurgent that has seen too many Rambo movies and shoots from the hip.
Can be buried in mud for years and still kill.
Has killed more people with "real guns" than any other weapon.
Can be buried in mud for years and still kill.
Has killed more people with "real guns" than any other weapon.
by Alpino October 28, 2008
Get the AKmug. The WhiteAnglo-SaxonProtestant motherfuckers who still own and run everthing in the country, now with latent prejudice- instead of celebrated belittling of "sub-humans". Enslaved the blacks, kept Jews and Catholics out of their hierarchy and organizations. Made life hell for the Irish Poles Asians Greeks Mexicans ..... any one who is not a WASP. They are pretty good at getting those "below" them in hating each other as well.
by Alpino July 3, 2008
Get the WASPmug. Old north West cowboy slang for a failed homestead farmer. Almost as bad as calling a cowboy a sheep herder.Cattle people never liked homesteaders and all their barbed wire fences.
by Alpino January 13, 2009
Get the honyockermug. loud gurgling greasy fart
Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!
tosses him a pack of baby wipes
Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!
tosses him a pack of baby wipes
by Alpino December 15, 2008
Get the shartburnmug.