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Liquid Monkey

The Liquid Monkey was a bar located at 105 Murray street. It housed many all ages punk shows in the late 1990s. Sound system was kind of crappy, and the place itself was dirty and shabby looking on the second floor. Despite all that, my Liquid Monkey memories are happy ones.
Sadly, the Liquid Monkey is now defunct. 105 Murray street is now an empty building, which is moe, very moe.
by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004
mugGet the Liquid Monkeymug.

jobbie

Contrary to popular belief, the lexeme of Jobbie doesn't have anything to do with defecating. A jobbie can be a thing or place.
1) I am trying to jimmy this jobbie open, but this jobbie won't jimmy. (OR, in ordinary English: I'm trying to pry this thing open, but this thing won't be pried.)
2) I'm all alone in this jobbie,
No one knows if I'm nice or snobby... (rhyming couplet)
by Agent Chainsawlady March 8, 2004
mugGet the jobbiemug.

milhouse

Bart's nerdy myopic best friend on "The Simpsons".
Milhouse says: I hate wearing these flood pants!
(Upon opening his bedroom door, water gushes in.)
Milhouse: "Hey my shoes are wet, but my flood pants are totally dry. Alright! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"
by Agent Chainsawlady September 25, 2004
mugGet the milhousemug.

doggin' it

Stop dogging it and get down to work!
by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004
mugGet the doggin' itmug.

craftmatic adjustible boi

Found in the Dorko on the Patio series, he was one of Dorko's friends. He wore a dogcollar and a laidlaw jumpsuit and played bongo drums.
Craftmatic Adjustible Boi is playing a rather dramatic, uplifting surprise riddim at the Liquid Monkey tonight, accompanied by his girlfriend, Creep Suzzette on saxophone.
by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004
mugGet the craftmatic adjustible boimug.

countenance

Countenance is another outdated word for someone's facial expression. This word is often found in nineteenth century novels. It has absolutely nothing to do with anyone's genitals.
A: Look at Pickford's countenance. He's looking really stoned/wacked out on weed today.
B: I agree. He couldn't have a more drugged up mien. His physiognomy looked very pallid as he was dragged out of the morgue last night.
by Agent Chainsawlady September 19, 2004
mugGet the countenancemug.

fatwa

A shape changing in the pants of a radge, desperate, horny mofo.
A guy approched me, whispering "Look down my swimsuit. You're giving me a real fatwa!"
by Agent Chainsawlady March 29, 2004
mugGet the fatwamug.

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