Agent Chainsawlady's definitions

halifax

The capital of Nova Scotia, the hub of the maritimes.

Halifax is home to weird hip hop artists like Sixtoo and Buck 65.

by Agent Chainsawlady July 27, 2004

jobbie

Contrary to popular belief, the lexeme of Jobbie doesn't have anything to do with defecating. A jobbie can be a thing or place.

1) I am trying to jimmy this jobbie open, but this jobbie won't jimmy. (OR, in ordinary English: I'm trying to pry this thing open, but this thing won't be pried.)
2) I'm all alone in this jobbie,
No one knows if I'm nice or snobby... (rhyming couplet)

by Agent Chainsawlady March 8, 2004

fatwa

A shape changing in the pants of a radge, desperate, horny mofo.

A guy approched me, whispering "Look down my swimsuit. You're giving me a real fatwa!"

by Agent Chainsawlady March 29, 2004

pickford

Pickford was played by Shawn Andrews in the 1993 film Dazed and Confused. Kevin Pickford was Michelle's boyfriend who dealt pot for a living, so he could pay off the car dealership who sold him his 1970 Pontiac GTO. In the film he drove around in his rad car getting wacked out on weed, and destroying private property. As you can tell by closely watching his countenace during the film, he spent most of his time in la la land, off in his own imagination. Very expressive eyes, I'll give him that.

Pickford was often heard calling the school newbies junior, as in Watch ya step, junior! He was the baddest ass in Dazed and Confused, a cult classic film of 1993.

by Agent Chainsawlady September 19, 2004

countenance

Countenance is another outdated word for someone's facial expression. This word is often found in nineteenth century novels. It has absolutely nothing to do with anyone's genitals.

A: Look at Pickford's countenance. He's looking really stoned/wacked out on weed today.
B: I agree. He couldn't have a more drugged up mien. His physiognomy looked very pallid as he was dragged out of the morgue last night.

by Agent Chainsawlady September 19, 2004

3o3

A gun which holds .303mm type bullets. Often used in the lyrics of Ice-T.

Lookin' at'cha through the sights o'my three-o-three.....

by Agent Chainsawlady March 5, 2004

jumpoff

Where the expressway turns into the regular streets again.

Turn on to the jumpoff so we can reach Nicholas street!

by Agent Chainsawlady September 27, 2004