Agent Chainsawlady's definitions

rough trade

A 1970's Canadian band lead by Carole Pope and Kevan Staples. They sang about wiggitywacklesbian themes. See High School Confidential.

...She makes me cream my jeans when she comes my way...--High School Confidential

by Agent Chainsawlady October 13, 2004

jobbie

Contrary to popular belief, the lexeme of Jobbie doesn't have anything to do with defecating. A jobbie can be a thing or place.

1) I am trying to jimmy this jobbie open, but this jobbie won't jimmy. (OR, in ordinary English: I'm trying to pry this thing open, but this thing won't be pried.)
2) I'm all alone in this jobbie,
No one knows if I'm nice or snobby... (rhyming couplet)

by Agent Chainsawlady March 8, 2004

milhouse

Bart's nerdy myopic best friend on "The Simpsons".

Milhouse says: I hate wearing these flood pants!
(Upon opening his bedroom door, water gushes in.)
Milhouse: "Hey my shoes are wet, but my flood pants are totally dry. Alright! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

by Agent Chainsawlady September 25, 2004

doggin' it

Being a lazy-ass hoser, procrastinating.

Stop dogging it and get down to work!

by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004

craftmatic adjustible boi

Found in the Dorko on the Patio series, he was one of Dorko's friends. He wore a dogcollar and a laidlaw jumpsuit and played bongo drums.

Craftmatic Adjustible Boi is playing a rather dramatic, uplifting surprise riddim at the Liquid Monkey tonight, accompanied by his girlfriend, Creep Suzzette on saxophone.

by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004

countenance

Countenance is another outdated word for someone's facial expression. This word is often found in nineteenth century novels. It has absolutely nothing to do with anyone's genitals.

A: Look at Pickford's countenance. He's looking really stoned/wacked out on weed today.
B: I agree. He couldn't have a more drugged up mien. His physiognomy looked very pallid as he was dragged out of the morgue last night.

by Agent Chainsawlady September 19, 2004

fatwa

A shape changing in the pants of a radge, desperate, horny mofo.

A guy approched me, whispering "Look down my swimsuit. You're giving me a real fatwa!"

by Agent Chainsawlady March 29, 2004