Agent Chainsawlady's definitions

craftmatic adjustible boi

Found in the Dorko on the Patio series, he was one of Dorko's friends. He wore a dogcollar and a laidlaw jumpsuit and played bongo drums.

Craftmatic Adjustible Boi is playing a rather dramatic, uplifting surprise riddim at the Liquid Monkey tonight, accompanied by his girlfriend, Creep Suzzette on saxophone.

by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004

doggin' it

Being a lazy-ass hoser, procrastinating.

Stop dogging it and get down to work!

by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004

jobbie

Contrary to popular belief, the lexeme of Jobbie doesn't have anything to do with defecating. A jobbie can be a thing or place.

1) I am trying to jimmy this jobbie open, but this jobbie won't jimmy. (OR, in ordinary English: I'm trying to pry this thing open, but this thing won't be pried.)
2) I'm all alone in this jobbie,
No one knows if I'm nice or snobby... (rhyming couplet)

by Agent Chainsawlady March 8, 2004

milhouse

Bart's nerdy myopic best friend on "The Simpsons".

Milhouse says: I hate wearing these flood pants!
(Upon opening his bedroom door, water gushes in.)
Milhouse: "Hey my shoes are wet, but my flood pants are totally dry. Alright! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

by Agent Chainsawlady September 25, 2004

rough trade

A 1970's Canadian band lead by Carole Pope and Kevan Staples. They sang about wiggitywacklesbian themes. See High School Confidential.

...She makes me cream my jeans when she comes my way...--High School Confidential

by Agent Chainsawlady October 13, 2004

descendents

A very great Southern California punk band, which brought us really fast, melodic, hardcore skatepunk riddims, thus paving the way for a lot of '90s and 2000's punk bands like Blink 182, Good Charlotte, Sum 41 and the lot. The only difference between Descendents and current skatepunk bands is Descendents aren't sellouts!

Milo Goes to College is a great album, and so is Somery.
Cameage, M-16, Coffee Mug, I Wanna Be A Bear, I'm Not a Loser, I Don't Want to Grow Up, Everything Sucks, Clean Sheets, Shattered Milo, I'm the One, Pep Talk.

by Agent Chainsawlady October 13, 2004

Liquid Monkey

The Liquid Monkey was a bar located at 105 Murray street. It housed many all ages punk shows in the late 1990s. Sound system was kind of crappy, and the place itself was dirty and shabby looking on the second floor. Despite all that, my Liquid Monkey memories are happy ones.

Sadly, the Liquid Monkey is now defunct. 105 Murray street is now an empty building, which is moe, very moe.

by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004