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mean dick 

what girls who give quality head suck.
i hooked up with that megan chick last night, she sucks a mean dick.
mean dick by Adam August 6, 2008

system of a down 

System of a Down are my favourite band. They have a very unique style so they cannot be put into any genre, but if i had to, i would say they are closest to alternative metal.

To the people who say that System's lyrics have very little or no meaning. Try reading the lyrics.

For the person who said about Cigaro. When they say 'my cock is much bigger than yours' and 'my shit stinks much better than yours' they are saying that worlds leaders argue over petty things, not necessary human waste or genetalia, that was just to make the song amusing- the song is meant to be half-amusing, half-serious.

They are not sellouts. They are not Nu-Metal, they just happened to appear at the time Nu-Metal was emerging.

I think they are the best band this century, even though they appeared in the 90's.

This is the list of the S.O.A.D albums, in order of how good they are, in my opinion.

1. Toxicity
2. Self-Titled (System of a Down)
3. Steal This Album!
4. Mesmerize
5. Hypnotize
For a very good song from System of a Down, listen to Sugar.
system of a down by Adam July 20, 2008

the shit's tits 

Mostly you would say something is "the shit" if it's bangin or something, but if it happens to be particulary phat, you could elaborate, saying something is "the shit's tits" being the best or most valuable part of the shit, or the "best of the best."
igg 1: You ever had Smirnoff Ras with Cranberry and Grapefruit juice?
igg 2: Yeah dude, that stuff's the shit's tits!
the shit's tits by Adam November 29, 2007

Tyranosouras Sexless 

"Travis will never get laid, he's a Tyranosouras Sexless"
Tyranosouras Sexless by Adam January 5, 2007
Crappy wireless company that makes gaming a living hell because it randomly makes you freeze or disconnect/connect.
w0w, gg linksys, lag killed me

Person 1: Why did u reconnect?
Person 2: linksys. ROAR!
Linksys by Adam December 7, 2006
sex or sex-like actions without orgasm
An attractive, perky blonde lap dancer gives many dry humps to customers
dry hump by Adam August 2, 2006

resplieded 

A hybrid combination of the words 'replied' and 'responded'. Typically used when writing a story and you grow weary of using the same two words over and over.
"I suck at drawing sad smiley faces," Adam said.
"Well, that's a disappointment," Greg resplieded.
resplieded by Adam July 27, 2006