Adam's definitions

dry hump

sex or sex-like actions without orgasm

An attractive, perky blonde lap dancer gives many dry humps to customers

by Adam August 2, 2006

Robbing Jackie

Post coitus, take off with as much of the bitches shit as you can, undetected. (Works particulary well among African-American males)

I fucked her to sleep, then pulled a Robbing Jackie last night.

by Adam November 5, 2004

modest mouse

fucking best band of all time. heart cooks brain, bitches.

dan a. is a douchebag for thinking Modest Mouse is a one-hit-wonder. they have 8 cd's, you asshat.

by adam December 5, 2004

Neena

Noun - Someone with no ability to be creative, funny, or entrepreneurial.

Stop being such a Neena

by Adam January 25, 2005

street creature

a charva,kappa slapper.Any semi literate being that appears after dusk and loiters around town centres.

"christ check out the street creatures outside KFC"

by adam March 17, 2004

titwit

The inability of a heterosexual man or lesbian to think clearly since his/her cognitive faculties are being hindered by noticeable breasts.
May be either used as a noun for the person or an adjective for the condition.

Look how Steve's mind is mush while the Girls Gone Wild commercial is on--he is a huge titwit.

by Adam August 29, 2005

Natural Mascara

bruising a females lower ocular socket.(see also BLACK EYE)

She wouldn't let me put it in her butt, so I gave her natural mascera.

by Adam November 5, 2004