Ace's definitions

Ville

In Louisville call people by "Ville"

greeting a person by "Yo What Up Ville"

by AcE February 4, 2005

bootleg

Something that really sucks or is really bad...

Yo, that drum set is bootleg man...

by Ace June 9, 2004

Jelqing

The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).

Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!

by Ace May 8, 2005

poonclosh

>verb. the act of thrusting one's pelvis in such a way that one's testicles and penis slap against the abdomen and taint, emitting a noise, commonly performed by males.

"I love to poonclosh when I get out of the shower"

by ace November 30, 2004

indie

indie is cooler than emo.

indie is > emo for sear.

by ace March 23, 2005

germany or florida

A game invented by the writers of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and is often played on Loveline by Adam Carolla. What happens is a story involving bizarre human behavior is read, at which point the hosts attempt to decide if the story was from Germany or Florida, which are the capitals of all that is disturbed and evil in the world.

"Last night on loveline, they played a GOF about a guy who ate his dog. Turns out, he was from Florida. Man, there are some f***ed up people there."

by Ace December 9, 2003

ohshi

Used as a ways to shorten the term, "Oh shit."

"Ohshi nigga, my milkshake brings all da boys to da playground."

by Ace March 7, 2004