The best kind of pussy in the world. It's stinky with a real pungeunt odour. Can only befound in England esp. London or Manchester. Old grimy industiral places are good places to find British Twat. It's hairy and stinky and usually between the fit legs of some really young fiesty ho with cool hair.
Everytime I visit Birmmignham I stop by a pub to pound the juice out of some fresh fatty Twat.
by yobastank August 1, 2005
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A twat is a boy-pussy.
I heard some other cadets in the showers this morning saying that they'd like to fuck my twat!
by eda-skip November 15, 2021
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1. A deregotary term
2. To hit someone
3. A vagina
1. I'm a right twat, me.
2. Twat the cunt!
3. Her twat is too hairy for my liking
by dave1705 August 20, 2006
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1. A person that is a dumbass and does not have common sense.
2.Or a person that doesn't pay attention to the things and people around them.
She's such a twat, what is she doing!
by Pop Art! November 3, 2006
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Depends on context. Either, admiration of an attractive woman or denigration of an unfavoured female...or an honest description of a romantic encounter. Finally, Victoria Adams' husband.
1. Oooh, that's tasty looking twat.
2. I wouldn't touch her twat with yours!
3. Yeah,I butchered her twat last night.
4. Beckham? Talentless, overrated twat!!
by notapaki August 20, 2003
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A) womens genitalia
B) An Inept person
C) To Punch or kick someone hard
A) I stuck my fat cock in her tight 'twat'
B) Look at that dodgy bastard, he looks a right 'twat'
C) If you dont back off i'll 'twat' you
by tango169 October 28, 2007
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A slang term for a woman's genetalia.
Apparently this is being confused with twit, which is a pregnant fish.
She has a shaved twat. (Sorry that's as clean as I could make it)
by Mike@STL April 6, 2005
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