i swear it was on sale

One of the most used lie for women when they buy something expensive that they dont need

husband: Where did you get that, thats so expensive
wife: i swear it was on sale honey!

by lolgod123 April 19, 2016

I swear to fuck

Something someone says when they don’t believe in using Gods name as part of a curse word but they’re fine with using traditional cuss words for some strange reason

“Shut the hell up or I sWEar tO fUck I will shoot your family”

by Where Is My Air Guitar September 17, 2019

i swear to cum

What a 7 year old kid who just “learned” how to swear on the internet might yell at their parents/friends

Parent: No, your bed time is now, go to sleep

Kid: NO, You son of a shit, you mother bitcher, i swear to cum im NOT GOING TO BED

by cum #727 December 10, 2022

I swear to God

When you swear to God

I swear to God if you don’t buy me maccys I’m not gonna be your friend

by Sherly:) October 9, 2018

yall i swear

The caption when you post a picture of something odd or wacky happening but are too unoriginal to come up with a proper title.

Yall i swear. (Picture of monkee eating fruit by the foot)

by Macky Mainiacki October 14, 2020

i swear on my timbs

Some shit some crazy york niggas say, swearing on the timbs is the absolute highest degree of swearing on something, even higher than yo mamas grave deadass b, the worst part is once you start saying this shit youll never stop even if you dont got no fuckin timbs youll still be swearing on em....

I swear on my Timbs nigga i stole your baby mama and the baby too, they mine now deadass b!

by welcometothe6 December 28, 2017

It was a joke i swear to god

What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.

I pulled a " It was a joke I swear to God".

by FroggerJGWentWorth June 8, 2017