the good ol' twenty eight starts out like any good night, with your forefinger in a bitches cootch. as you slowly caress, she begins to loosen up and moan. soon after that you add your middle finger to the party, namely to increase the pleasure. at this point she is in heaven. here is where you throw the curveball, the pinky in the stinky. needless to say she is shocked but so overcome by passion she lets it slide, dare i say begins to enjoi? you continue as mentioned for a little while longer as your woman learns to love this twist of events. but you are not done my friend, oh not even close. as she begins to once again fall back into ectasy you slide your ring finger into the back door as well. she doesnt complain. you continue and even venture the thumb for a little romp on the brown side. she absolutely loves it. when your woman is writhing in pleasure you know its time for the good ol' twenty eight. right as she begins to climax, you slam your other fist squarely into her anus, while screaming at the top of your lungs "the good ol' twenty eight baby!!" as you can see there are two in the pink and eight in the stink. the good ol' twenty eight has been around for ages and is enjoyed by many, needless to say, there is always high fives all around
it was common practice for the ancient mayans to give their wives the good ol' twenty eight before a hunt, the blood on their hands and the high fives all around pleased the spirits greatly.
by Arex November 11, 2006
1) A series of contacts (relatives, friends, friends of friends, ect.) who are willing to help accomplish a task. Usually each contact has some sort of specialty that makes them beneficial to a specific task. Many Good 'Ol Boy Networks operate on a favor system.
My car broke down and it was a long way until payday, but thanks to Paul, a contact in my Good 'Ol Boy Network, and a promised case of beer, I was back on the road in no time.
by man,ormonkey? August 7, 2010
A term typically used in the South which refers to being defeated in a political contest by an opponent who is more folksy, and therefore, better at appealing to regular American voters.
After losing his election for Congress, George W. Bush vowed he would never be out-good-ol'-boyed again.
by Professor RRRR January 21, 2016
Oh the GOOD OLD DAYS OF MUSIC.
Yeah. Every generation says that. Fact is, countless excellent bands are created every day, many excellent new bands will be made and their fans will grow up to say that was the apex of music.
Basically, piss off.
Yeah. Every generation says that. Fact is, countless excellent bands are created every day, many excellent new bands will be made and their fans will grow up to say that was the apex of music.
Basically, piss off.
by datguy1&datguy2 June 21, 2011
Male discrimination against females. Men who refuse to speak to, deal with, or work with women. Usually old, fat, white men who believe women should be seen and not heard. They also believe women belong in the kitchen, tending to the males every need. Can be men of other cultures working in a mostly male dominated field.
I told him I was the owner and operator of the business, but he still insisted on speaking to my husband. I guess the Good ol' Boys Club is alive and well!
by CherryFarmGirl February 21, 2011
An Original Good Ol' Boy or Girl ( O.G.O.B / OGOB , or OGOG ) is someone chooses to live a rural lifestyle instead of an urban one; a person who prefers the old school over the new.
It is someone who still loves and identifies with things that more than often aren't accepted as "cool, popular, modern, practical, or politically correct" to most of society.
They are the folks who still believe in God, America, their unalienable rights, hard work, nonconformity, self-sufficiency, family values, helping others, staying true to themselves, accountability, protecting and providing for their own, preserving our heritage, being proud of who you are, being yourself, and passing on these ideals as well as their importance to the next generation
It is someone who still loves and identifies with things that more than often aren't accepted as "cool, popular, modern, practical, or politically correct" to most of society.
They are the folks who still believe in God, America, their unalienable rights, hard work, nonconformity, self-sufficiency, family values, helping others, staying true to themselves, accountability, protecting and providing for their own, preserving our heritage, being proud of who you are, being yourself, and passing on these ideals as well as their importance to the next generation
by Wlawhorn March 25, 2014
by ccline68 February 2, 2017