Emoji

An alphabet for retards

"Hey, why'd you shoot that guy?"
"He used an emoji"
"You're a hero and a good person."

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Emoji

Something that should never be used, it is humanity's worst idea ever. Emoji's should not exist and the people who came up with the idea for the Emoji Movie deserve to die a painful death.

A guy uses an emoji to try to slide into a girl's DMs. He never sees her again.

by ListenToMyMixtapes June 1, 2017

Emoji

Emoji’s, the worlds most accessible form of cancer. If you want to jump of a cliff, seeing a 🤪😎🤣😁😩 will really give you that last piece of encouragement you need! Emoji’s are mainly used by 11 year old thots on musical.ly who think their stick body’s are thic and curvy. If you thought you wanted to die, look at an emoji and prepare to go into a dark, deep depression you won’t be able to cure (unless you watch a rip vine compilation). Anyone who uses an emoji unironically can join me when I jump off a bridge!!! 🤠🤠🤠 be safe kids, and stop using these fucking emojis!

11 year old commenting on an Instagram comedians video with an excessive use of gods main disappointment, emoji’s : “😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 hahah omg lele pons ur so hilarious 😝🤩😯🤑🤭🤯😉😆😁”

by Harrystylesownsmyasshole69420 August 25, 2018

Emoji

Something used to show emotion when in reality, you aren't showing any.

Wow that's cool. (Without emoji)
Vs

Wow that's cool 😀 what have I done...

by Khaotiq September 5, 2018

Emoji

An Emoji is that little picture you put in your texts. Many shitty phones cannot read these Emoji, so for fuck's sake, don't get a shitty phone.

(Guy with iPhone) *sends Emoji*
(Guy with Nokia) What is that?
(Guy with iPhone) lol its an Emoji, dumbass. *sends Lolface Emoji*
(Guy with Nokia) It's a fucking square!

by EmojiHasTruth April 1, 2015

Emoji's

Because typing out an entire word describing something is just was to hard. There fore people use the lazy thing and describe things with tiny pictures.

You: Emoji's are awesome I can type in pictures instead of explaining things with words, I love being lazy!
Me: SHUT UP!!!ಥ_ಥ

by ThatDankMemeGuy March 11, 2016

emojied

To be verbally assaulted by an emotional outburst from a friend or colleague.

Cyrus lost the respect of the members of his department after he emojied all of them with his frequent emotional outbursts and delusions of persecution.

by fast-bucko March 21, 2018