A rigged song contest containing all countries that have an EBU license (with a few exemptions) This contest is normally won by ballads. Ireland and Sweden are tied with the most wins as Sweden is in its ESC golden era. Ukraine is on the rise, they have taken part since 2003 with 3 wins.
Oh, are you watching the Eurovision Song Contest tonight?
No, we all know who will win anyway. Sweden, right?
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When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.
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A shootout between street punks over women, status, or cred.
A few thugs got into an L.A. dick contest in the parking lot at the club in Compton Saturday night.
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A contest revolving around who can keep a chicken hidden in a hospital the longest withouth being caught.
A. Did you watch House last night?
Y. Yeah, he and Wilson had a chicken contest.
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The greatest esports racing league in the world. Unmatched by any and all others.
Person 1: I'm looking to race online but i need a league with clean drivers and high quality infrastructure.

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Person 1: COS?

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A contest involving two or more people where the winner is determined by who yells the word "cock" the loudest.
Brad, Al and Carla decided to hold a cock contest during their 4th hour English class.
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