busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job

"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"

by Frainslug November 4, 2005

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

Contestion

The amount of positions you are investing control in that allow you to contest one or more areas. A term used by casters for Rainbow 6: Siege matches.

Team A's defensive hold on Consulate give them a great amount of contestion across the entire bottom floor.

by Thane of Lindor (truffles) February 16, 2020

The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest

something

The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest was great!

by HaMufin December 29, 2022

Dirty Dick Down contest

For a man to have sex with as many woman as possible without cleaning his penis. The point is to see how many woman he can get to perform oral sex on him until one refuses to perform due to the smell

I made it to 7 woman in the Dirty Dick Down contest

by moochzigg March 11, 2020

last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

by Goat Milking Contest Winner. June 8, 2012

Contestation

The action or process of disputing or arguing. an act, instance, or state of contesting

It is without contestation that Patrick is the best futures trader in the business.

by ndsports July 28, 2021