Taco

The food that can give you a hard time while on the toilet..

"Why is he taking so long the there? He must of had a taco."
"Dude, he let out a nuke..."

by Tacooooz May 4, 2017

Taco

Vagina

My taco is full of sexy surprises.

by Ceviche Rios May 21, 2019

Taco

A term used by people who play Ultimate Frisbee which means To bend ones Frisbee or Flying disc... So that its flight is "wonky" or unreliable.

Don't throw the disc right at the ground you'll taco it.

Lets taco Jimmy's Frisbee, I hate him.

by Linnertson May 8, 2007

Taco

when a guy moves his penis in between a girls vaginal flaps

Jen: "Jason, what are you doing?"

Jason: "I'm trying to put my meat in your taco!"

by theawesomepossumbunch May 12, 2009

Taco

When a man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and prevents them from springing forward by squeezing his legs together. This is done in order to imitate a vagina. If said man were to turn around and bend over, you would have a Fruit Bowl. The Taco is the opposite of the Ram, which is achieved by pulling the testicles up and partially over the penis.

"That guy in 'Silence of the Lambs' was totally doing the Taco in front of the mirror."

by Taco Fruit Salad July 23, 2006

Taco

1.) Food eaten by Mexicans

2.) Forced ear sex, usually while the reciever is sleeping (penis in ear)

3.) Crude Slang for a women's vagina

1.) Hey, Juan, Tengo mucho hambre, voy a comer uno taco por almuerzo! (Hey Jon, I am very hungry and going to eat a taco for lunch)

2.) At a sleepover: "Hey Ralphie fell asleep, you two hold him down and you videotape me while I give him a taco"

3.) Hershell! Get your tounge outta your sister's taco you sick bastard!

by Tacomaster69 August 22, 2008

Taco

A majestic precious valuable endowment gifted from Lord Gord himself. The most precious item ever seen by human eyes.

Holy shit, that was quite the taco.

by Lord Gord May 24, 2016