Good state:
Lots to do. Best waves on the right coast. Best music scene south of NY, east of Omaha and north of Gainesville. Fun cities, relaxing countryside. Great schools. Tons of laid back people who are open minded and fun to be around.
Bad State: Ignorant racists. No public transportation. Hog shit filled rivers. Too many far right churches. Terrible snowboarding. Redneck ass basketball fans who didn't attend their school of choice (that goes for us Dukies too).
Lots to do. Best waves on the right coast. Best music scene south of NY, east of Omaha and north of Gainesville. Fun cities, relaxing countryside. Great schools. Tons of laid back people who are open minded and fun to be around.
Bad State: Ignorant racists. No public transportation. Hog shit filled rivers. Too many far right churches. Terrible snowboarding. Redneck ass basketball fans who didn't attend their school of choice (that goes for us Dukies too).
by the pig killer January 20, 2008
A state that just simply is awful. One of the few asshole states who winters can get to single digits and summer to triple digit temperature. the people are mostly rednecks and hillbillys. they brag about how much laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnndddddddd theey have and yes they say and spell it like that.If u go there everyone has too buttfuck UNC basketball since they cant get into a Private college like Duke. Horrible education and schools. Illegal drugs and alcohol are a daily part of life. Unfortunantly i was born in this state and until Im 18 i am stuck here. At least its not Alabama is the only bright spot of this state
man from North Carolina : Howdy duddy partner, sweet tea and watch UNC game.
Man from somewhere with class: WTF is sweet tea?
Man from somewhere with class: WTF is sweet tea?
by radshnarbee July 23, 2011
by Wannabe Edgelord October 30, 2019
North Carolina: A weird state where the cities have absolutely no side walks, no bike paths, everyone is in their cars. A state were people actually have accents and like shopping in malls, where most of the teenagers have no taste in clothes or they cannot afford to shop at Anthropologie and instead huddle up in the Abercrombie and Fitch, and where the schools have inside cafeterias and everything is inside
Californian: I swear to god there are no side-walks in Charlotte, and just because its November, people look at me weird for wearing a skirt, from american appeal, which they do not have here! I hate North Carolina. Oh and none of the kids here smoke weed, the only thing their smokin' is cigarrettes, god their so stupid.
Caliornian 2: I'm so sorry.
Caliornian 2: I'm so sorry.
by The Telephone Wires December 26, 2007
Mo:Hey Joe did you hear about that new movie that came out this weekend?
*Miguel walks in*
Miguel:North Carolina!
*Miguel walks in*
Miguel:North Carolina!
by Morgan Crisp November 4, 2007
A nice place to live until you decide where you really want to live.
The so-called mountains are hours away from all the cities and are have no views as they are not really mountains and covered with trees. More like foothills.
The beaches are hours away from all the cities and hot as hell in the summer. The typical Carolina beach vacation is to rent a house miles from any restaurants and try not to get too burnt. There are no waves to speak of.
The Golf courses are World Class. And very numerous. The only thing that outnumber the golf courses are the churches. About a par-5 between churches.
The state is bordered to the south by South Carolina, a place so shockingly devoid of culture and populated by religious bigots that it makes one wonder what happens at the otherwise invisible state line.
The so-called cities are really overgrown suburbs. All linked together along the Interstate by strip-malls.
The state university system is very good. It is assumed that all residents are interested in college basketball and that you follow one of the local teams. You will be expected to be able to discuss basketball as easily as the weather.
The state-pastime is to go to the local Mall. Mall's in North Carolina fill up like it's Christmas every weekend.
If North Carolina were West of the Rockies it would be even more boring than Oregon.
The so-called mountains are hours away from all the cities and are have no views as they are not really mountains and covered with trees. More like foothills.
The beaches are hours away from all the cities and hot as hell in the summer. The typical Carolina beach vacation is to rent a house miles from any restaurants and try not to get too burnt. There are no waves to speak of.
The Golf courses are World Class. And very numerous. The only thing that outnumber the golf courses are the churches. About a par-5 between churches.
The state is bordered to the south by South Carolina, a place so shockingly devoid of culture and populated by religious bigots that it makes one wonder what happens at the otherwise invisible state line.
The so-called cities are really overgrown suburbs. All linked together along the Interstate by strip-malls.
The state university system is very good. It is assumed that all residents are interested in college basketball and that you follow one of the local teams. You will be expected to be able to discuss basketball as easily as the weather.
The state-pastime is to go to the local Mall. Mall's in North Carolina fill up like it's Christmas every weekend.
If North Carolina were West of the Rockies it would be even more boring than Oregon.
Me: I'm moving from North Carolina.
You: Why ?
Me: Everything here is about half-way. I know what I want now.
You: Why ?
Me: Everything here is about half-way. I know what I want now.
by Drifter's escape June 3, 2010
Growing up, whenever we saw a car with North Carolina tags, it was usually speeding by us at Mach 1.
by Donovan McKechnie May 4, 2006