The coast is home to the mini redneck riviera that is Carolina Beach. Wilmington is home to more drug addicts and convicts with a southern twang then you can count! The piedmont is home to the mighty Bull City. Durham is a gangster city and spawned the hell-demons known as the 83 Babies. While you’re there you can enjoy the gangster classic “Welcome to Durham”, a documentary that actually paints Durham in a realistic light, fucc Duke! Then North Cakolackey has Asheville… a bizarre city full of weirdos, convicts, hardcore drug work camps, and prisons! Asheville is in the mountains, and despite it being a supposed “liberal” city, the only liberals there are actually the yankee transplants nobody likes and the college students. The real inhabitants are old Cackolackey mountain folk. On your way to Asheville you can enjoy a highway adorned with gigantic rebel flags, marking your go-to destinations for your best deals for a pound of high speed chicken feed. Yes indeed, North Cack is a DRUGGED OUT state. It’s also the 6th blackest state in the nation, so even all the way up in the mountains you can enjoy many authentic ghettos for your must-have fentanyl needs. Oh yeah, North Carolina is a VERY southern state. You haven’t heard a drawl until you’ve spoken to a real North Carolinian.
Oh North Carolina is soooo much better then South Carolina… no, I’ve never ventured passed my college campus… oh wait, yes I have! I go down town! And hiking in the woods! I’m from New York but I know sooo much about this state that I feel I should write the definition here for North Carolina!
by FuccUbanDic November 16, 2022
A place where old-fasioned locals and optimistic transplants collide. Super happy people moving to this state are put face to face with locals who hate everything about them (and themselves) and will stop at nothing to make them feel unwelcome and cheated on every transaction they attempt to make. Locals can't drive and will get irrationally upset when the weathers bad and try to literally, actually kill everyone else with their vehicles. Racism and rape culture is an actual thing here. You are not safe. Healthcare is terrible and so is education, no matter if you're in Charlotte or Raleigh. One of the "fastest growing cities" is a terrible mistranslation of a place where you move for a better life and end up barricading yourself in your house to avoid violent, stupid locals. The tech triangle is a lie. These people live in a state of constant jealousy and hatred. Everything closes at 8 p.m.
by nvspinella August 14, 2019
The 12th U.S. state.
Despite seeming perfectly good and friendly, it is actually populated entirely by people with daddy and/or mommy issues who have either something to prove or a warrant. The general population is also irrationally afraid of hurricanes and panics every time one might come near.
A swing state, and best known for either the first successful plane from brothers Wilbur and Orville Wright in 1903 or, for some reason, Bojangles. Also the 'first in freedom' from the British. An estimated 10.49 million in population but still tons of room for forests and farmland.
If you adore pine trees, this is the place for you, because you can't go anywhere without seeing them. Just avoid the people with American flags and you'll be fine.
Despite seeming perfectly good and friendly, it is actually populated entirely by people with daddy and/or mommy issues who have either something to prove or a warrant. The general population is also irrationally afraid of hurricanes and panics every time one might come near.
A swing state, and best known for either the first successful plane from brothers Wilbur and Orville Wright in 1903 or, for some reason, Bojangles. Also the 'first in freedom' from the British. An estimated 10.49 million in population but still tons of room for forests and farmland.
If you adore pine trees, this is the place for you, because you can't go anywhere without seeing them. Just avoid the people with American flags and you'll be fine.
Person 1: Hey, did you know MrBeast is from North Carolina?
Person 2: MrBeast? Where? Oh, right.
Person 1: Did you forget about a whole state?
Person 2: MrBeast? Where? Oh, right.
Person 1: Did you forget about a whole state?
by Questionable Doctor December 13, 2020
A state on the East Coast of the US, in the South. For some reason, every loser who decides they can't hack it on Long Island moves or plans on moving to North Carolina at some point in the future, just because they think life will somehow drastically improve for them and their pickup truck, kind of like how Florida used to be. This behavior has been going on for almost 20 years, and tens of thousands of Long Islanders live there now, despite the absence of New York City and actual culture.
I'm moving to North Carolina, because my 2-ton Dodge pickup truck is slightly less ostentatious there than it is in Deer Park.
by Slimy Steve October 29, 2010
A place where people who hate their own states can come and hate this one. Rated as the best place to live in America but in reality, is just as bad as everywhere else that Starbucks has taken over. Its filled with out-of-towners trying to fit in and confused rednecks trying to hold on to their Confederacy heritage that is irrelevent because the Rebels lost the war.
by col da bol May 1, 2005
by daddywifuobama December 14, 2020
North Carolina is a state where many (sometimes really weird) kinds of marriage are allowed, but a gay marriage impossible.
by Kardamonster May 31, 2012