Hillary Clinton's desire for presidential power and untold wealth has made her a corporate mouth piece, a shill for Wall Street. Starting with the word "Shill" replace the letter "S" with her god the almighty dollar symbol. Next put Her name after that and you've got $hillary! A variation on that would be $hbillary, once you throw Bill into the mix. Or you could go with $hilliary. The possibilities are endless.
Wall Street Exec 1: "Why does it look like $hillary Clinton put on 35 pounds?"
Exec #2: "Because Citibank just hired her for a speaking engagement, and when she was done they stuffed her $675,000 fee down her goddamn pants suit. You should have seen it! The $hill' finished it off with her classic 'Cut it out!' line and it brought the house down! A couple guys who had too much to drink laughed so hard they peed their fuckin' pants! One of them even bought her pants right off her because his pants were drenched . Christ he was dancin' around the room in them and pretend g he was The $hill'!! Fortunately she had a spare back pants suit with her and put it on which is good because that thong she was wearing was funny and shit but it didn't do it for me."
Exec 1: "You know I'm having a party in two weeks, do you think I could book her?"
Exec 2: "Yeah! She'll do anything for a buck. So will her husband. Get both of them. Then you can get the comedy stylings of $hbillary!"
Exec #2: "Because Citibank just hired her for a speaking engagement, and when she was done they stuffed her $675,000 fee down her goddamn pants suit. You should have seen it! The $hill' finished it off with her classic 'Cut it out!' line and it brought the house down! A couple guys who had too much to drink laughed so hard they peed their fuckin' pants! One of them even bought her pants right off her because his pants were drenched . Christ he was dancin' around the room in them and pretend g he was The $hill'!! Fortunately she had a spare back pants suit with her and put it on which is good because that thong she was wearing was funny and shit but it didn't do it for me."
Exec 1: "You know I'm having a party in two weeks, do you think I could book her?"
Exec 2: "Yeah! She'll do anything for a buck. So will her husband. Get both of them. Then you can get the comedy stylings of $hbillary!"
by Right Moves April 19, 2016
To fail spectacularly at something where success was all but assured. From the resounding defeat Hillary Clinton took in the Iowa caucus.
Dude 1: I thought I was going to ace that math exam but I totally hillaried it.
Dude 2: That's your problem, you were so confident, you didn't study. So of course you were hillaried.
Dude 2: That's your problem, you were so confident, you didn't study. So of course you were hillaried.
by Bif Loman January 4, 2008
One of the best friends you will ever have, and not to mention wickedly beautiful, has the voice of an angel/fairy/godzilla
by Claire Try February 5, 2009
When Hillary Clinton discovered that she was not a likable person to get votes to win, she staged a cry, to win over voters. This was a trick(fake cry) used to get her way.
When a person is not able to get their way -they commit "A Hillary"
She pulled "A Hillary" to get out of working today.
She pulled "A Hillary" to get out of working today.
by Alicia Brimage January 10, 2008
The act of something being swept under the rug with everyone watching and pretending it didn't happen by both parties except a third
Tom and Stephanie totally Hillaried last weekend when her bf Ron caught them fucking in his jeep, they still claim they were searching for her cell phone
by Desert lightning February 24, 2016
Noun. Despite recent controversial political figures, a Hillary is a girl who has her sh*t on lock. She always knows what needs to get done and gets it done with flawless style and grace. A Hillary doesn't let life's challenges weigh her down but instead shines radiantly through adversity, lifting the spirits of those around her. Do not get on a Hillary's bad side because you will be trapped in a bottomless pit of torment from which the only escape is the sweet mercy of lady death. A Hillary will always speak her mind with words that can heal a wounded heart or cause your insides to implode. Obviously a Hillary is a classic drop dead gorgeous femme fatale but that's not her fault. A Hillary walks through life like a falcon soars through the sky, expertly riding the updrafts and downbursts, taking pleasure in her own skill and confidence, vigilantly searching for the next kill.
Verb. To absolutely dominate at whatever you do with unequaled ferocity.
Verb. To absolutely dominate at whatever you do with unequaled ferocity.
Bro #1,"I met a girl name Hillary last night. She made me feel like Jasmine riding Aladdin's magic carpet!"
Bro #2, "Sounds like a Hillary alright, they know how to hillary. Don't get on her bad side!"
Bro #2, "Sounds like a Hillary alright, they know how to hillary. Don't get on her bad side!"
by luvhandelz September 18, 2019
A popular dance move. It was popularized by Hillary Clinton. First you throw your head from side to side then you collapse. Shake your hands like you're having a seizure and accidentally delete all of your emails. Make sure you act like nothing is wrong.
Come on children, let's do The Hillary!
by IraqLobsterSlayer December 30, 2017