by Bobby January 8, 2005
Completely ignorant white male who thinks he knows everything. Almost comical diction when is he cutting liberal commentators off and sweet-talking the conservatives. Also, he likes to make every controversial issue black and white, when in fact issues labeled "controversial" imply that it has already been determined that there is no black and white answer. This man does not have a clue about the world.
Bill O'Reilly has to repeat everyday that he is "Fair and Balanced", because his extreme neo-conservative bias is apparent EVERYDAY.
by Anne Davenport January 11, 2005
Pompous news anchor with a staggering ego. Claims to be neutral, unbiased, and "looking out" for the everyday American, but commits more logical fallacies per broadcast than any other. Also spends more time plugging merchandise, books, and website memberships on air than any other. Has been caught in multiple lies, fabrications, and exaggerations, and is prone to patronizing his guests as well as all of his viewers (whether or not they realize it). A joke of a journalist rivaled only by Geraldo Rivera, the "debate" content of his show is really a series of cat fights resulting in mic-cutting and arrogance. Clearly a conservative, lies about it, and although he claims to be independent, cannot bring himself to fathom why the ACLU opposes religious displays in government buildings.
Look, jackass, if you need this prick doing your thinking for you, you've got bigger problems than saving up for that Bill O'Reilly mug.
by thissounddefense August 27, 2005
1. Living proof that evolution can reverse itself.
2. Proof that close-minded, ultra-conservative idiots should never be allowed on air.
3. The act of being completely and utterly wrong yet trying to "correct" and lambast someone who makes even the slightest sense.
4. The act of not being able to understand basic science and jumping to retarded conclusions (eg. Bill: "I do not understand why there are ocean tides. Therefore, God exists and anyone who disagrees is wrong.")
5. A republican nitwit that gives all republicans an even worse name than they already have.
2. Proof that close-minded, ultra-conservative idiots should never be allowed on air.
3. The act of being completely and utterly wrong yet trying to "correct" and lambast someone who makes even the slightest sense.
4. The act of not being able to understand basic science and jumping to retarded conclusions (eg. Bill: "I do not understand why there are ocean tides. Therefore, God exists and anyone who disagrees is wrong.")
5. A republican nitwit that gives all republicans an even worse name than they already have.
Q) What do Bill O'Reilly and a jellyfish have in common?
A) They both have no brains, and their mouths are where their arseholes are too.
A) They both have no brains, and their mouths are where their arseholes are too.
by whattheheckisapseudonym? November 22, 2011
by Leefy Greans January 2, 2006
The residual shit on the toilet tissue, sometimes mixed with blood, that persists no matter how much you wipe your ass. Sometimes it appears as a mysterious skid mark stain in your underwear despite using a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe.
by T-RaceR February 16, 2012
Another mouthpiece for the Republican party who spouts off on a regular basis on FOX News. A man who has no trouble spinning, streching the truth, and lying in order to score points for the right. A hypocrite of the worst kind.
by jesster79 January 18, 2006