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I work for UPS in Carolina, we use these everyday. They summarize client management interaction with the tmh machines. We have to fax them off to the head office every hour, and if there is no cover sheet we get the tps stamp and stamp it on our adf. fyi - 2 years ago they found this guy in inventory dead > appartently a stack of tps reports collapsed on him trapping him for days. He tried to chew throough the reports, but the ink on the reports were toxic.
I work for UPS in Carolina, we use these everyday. They summarize client management interaction with the tmh machines. We have to fax them off to the head office every hour, and if there is no cover sheet we get the tps stamp and stamp it on our adf. fyi - 2 years ago they found this guy in inventory dead > appartently a stack of tps reports collapsed on him trapping him for days. He tried to chew throough the reports, but the ink on the reports were toxic.
by Mike Frost December 31, 2004
From the movie "Office Space", the acronym is short-hand for so many possible word combinations, however the beauty of the T.P.S. Report is that no one truly knows what it is or what "T.P.S" stands for. Used to express that something is useless busy-work.
by Lindsey September 15, 2006
by JmysticmaOugamEinghaterL February 2, 2020
Someone who reports you in a chatroom or similar, It can be understood if they do it for spamming or scamming, but they report for the tiniest little thing, even if it is not that bad, dangerous or if it was unintentional. Sometimes, after, or before reporting you, some of them like to rub it in/harrass you. Report happies are often trolls, bored users, stupid 12 year olds, or just plain assholes, usually with no life.
(on a RPG website in the glitch report section of the forum):
Guy in chatroom: Y'know, I just wanted to report a glitch on the site, you know, the webmaster was giving out special golden axes? Well I got one, I accidentaly clicked on the link again, and got a second one, is that normal?
Report Happy #1: lyk omg, you dumb ass! u wuz only suposed 2 git 1! now everybody on the fukin sight is gunna do dat! i'm am reporting you!
Report happy #2: yea, you retard, what fcking cunt. i'm reporting u too. way to expose the glitch.
Guy in chatroom: But, I didn't know...
Report Happy #3: what a waste of a 7 year account with premium and all items unlocked, and the strongest playable character... i reported him too. lol
Guy in chatroom: ...
(His account and all his years of hard work is deleted)...
...It later turns out that the site's staff has admitted it was an honest mistake, and for an apology, they let everyone keep the second item they got.
Guy in chatroom: Y'know, I just wanted to report a glitch on the site, you know, the webmaster was giving out special golden axes? Well I got one, I accidentaly clicked on the link again, and got a second one, is that normal?
Report Happy #1: lyk omg, you dumb ass! u wuz only suposed 2 git 1! now everybody on the fukin sight is gunna do dat! i'm am reporting you!
Report happy #2: yea, you retard, what fcking cunt. i'm reporting u too. way to expose the glitch.
Guy in chatroom: But, I didn't know...
Report Happy #3: what a waste of a 7 year account with premium and all items unlocked, and the strongest playable character... i reported him too. lol
Guy in chatroom: ...
(His account and all his years of hard work is deleted)...
...It later turns out that the site's staff has admitted it was an honest mistake, and for an apology, they let everyone keep the second item they got.
by Hell-vis March 17, 2010
A clickbait political blog that relies on an army of grandmas for support. The blog wholeheartedly believes that trump is going to prison.
Dude, why does your grandma keep saying that trump is going to prison.
Idk dude, she said a “credible” news site called the Palmer report told her.
Man I’m sorry to hear about your grandmas dementia
Idk dude, she said a “credible” news site called the Palmer report told her.
Man I’m sorry to hear about your grandmas dementia
by holy guacomole June 28, 2021
Hey did you hear the breaking news from the Palmer report? They said trump is going to prison
Haha that Bill Palmer is such a character
Haha that Bill Palmer is such a character
by holy guacomole June 28, 2021
A Vibe Report is an answer to a Vibe Check. The objective of the Vibe Report is to communicate the current vibe state.
by vibereport62 July 1, 2020