The point at which after listening to enough country music, different songs start sounding the same. Sometimes you start singing one song only to notice that you're singing an entirely different song 10 seconds later.
Guy 1: "Hey man nice country music mix! The songs all blended together"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"
by jedandred February 9, 2015
Maren Morris is not country music
by Dannydacheeto April 11, 2021
"SOME FOLKS WEAR THEIR HATS WAY OFF TO THE SIDE WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN LOW AND A GUN TUCKED INSIDE TAKE THEIR BEER BY THE 40 AND THEIR CHICKEN DEEP-FRIED I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE ONLY DARK I LIKE IS WHEN I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS THE ONLY HOOD I LOVE IS POINTY AND WHITE CAN'T TRUST YOU IF I CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE AT NIGHT I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT"
by Word_God October 1, 2023
Country music is straight up A.S.S music
(A)busive (S)tep (S)ibling music
Anyone who listens to it needs to be mentally diagnosed with S.H.I.T
(S)chizophrenia (H)ellraising (I)llegitimate re(T)ardstion
(A)busive (S)tep (S)ibling music
Anyone who listens to it needs to be mentally diagnosed with S.H.I.T
(S)chizophrenia (H)ellraising (I)llegitimate re(T)ardstion
by Realniggaseatass August 18, 2023
by Aegis Stormwind May 24, 2022
More revolting than 2 girls 1 cup.
Herbert: Hey’all! How’bou some a’ you city folk list’n to ‘dis music I made!
Zoe: Go die in a ditch, Herbert, I’m not gonna listen to some shit country music.
Zoe: Go die in a ditch, Herbert, I’m not gonna listen to some shit country music.
by AStupidDeer August 1, 2022
"I really enjoy listening to country music, I love Lee Brice and Brad Paisley. I just love country music. That makes me a country music fan" says Megan
"Country music sucks" replied Ben
"Country music sucks" replied Ben
by BleuCheeseACV January 16, 2019