When you send an text message to a persons mobile phone, your phone lets you know that the other person has recieved the text by stalker report or Delivery report
by dryfoot July 17, 2008
The show that comes on during second period at our school. Usually, the host will make fun of some sort of concept at the school. For the first episode he proved that dance was not a sport. It's a lot like the Colbert Report only the Madison Report is actually funny, look it up on youtube you'll laugh.
by Jessica Miller April 15, 2008
One of the most annoying 'features of Windows XP. However, it does produce the orgasmic feeling of telling Microsoft that there has been yet another problem with thier "operating" system
by IrishRepublicanArmy January 31, 2004
BOSS: "Mya, Did you get the memo? We're now using the new cover on all TPS Reports. If you could just do that, that would be great. Thanks."
by Michael Bolton April 3, 2003
your will
some person: "I just got my report card"
some other person: "Can I have your bike when you're dead?"
some other person: "Can I have your bike when you're dead?"
by mexican.potato February 21, 2023
A sympathetic news story in the wake of criminal or unethical conduct by a minority member highlighting the stress the incident has caused others in the same minority.
The recent shooting at Fort Hood resulted in a spate of minority reports about Muslims in the military from the AP, Reuters, and major media outlets.
by Jamax November 7, 2009
by Jintegrity April 7, 2004