the host of the colbert report, one of the two funniest people in the world, along with jon stewart
stephen colbert is fucking funny
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The funniest comedian on TV right now (2006). Every since Dave Chappelle gave up his show, Colbert moved right in.
Stephen Colbert, "I'm not a fan of facts. I go with my gut."
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When you have ultimate control over your facial movements when presented with absolute hilarious situations/moments. The flawless poker-face.
Sally had Colbert Control when she convinced the drunkest group of people at a party that she was being hunted down by vicious ninja bears and that she needed their help.
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Pronounced with silent T's at the end of both words.

The Colbert Report is a television show on Comedy Central that airs at 11:30 PM, Eastern Time. Starring Stephen Colbert, the show makes fun of media pundits who comment on news stories.
line that starts every show: "This is the Colbert Report!"
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A sandwich consisting of two original Pringles on the outside and original Redi Whip in the middle.
"I want that named after me Stephen Colbert when it catches on."
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Stephen Colbert delivers "conservative" "fundamentalist" values on his TV program by pretending to be someone like Bill O'Reilly, satirizing the illogical arguments of the American Christian Right.
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