UMS is an acronym for "Unfortunate Misspell". Whereas one would type in not after any misspell, but an unfortunate one. It's for those cases when the sentence changes meaning to something completely different. The acronym is there for support, when sarcastic comments are flying around after someone misspelled something that was rather unfortunate.
by BaconLudo October 12, 2015
by k_19@rosebud September 24, 2018
Unintentional Masturbational Explosion.
A not uncommon phenomina, where during masturbation, the ejaculation occurs in an unintended fashion, and the 'man juice' spurts out in an explosion-like manner, splattering everywhere, including undesirable places i.e. desk, keyboard, face
A not uncommon phenomina, where during masturbation, the ejaculation occurs in an unintended fashion, and the 'man juice' spurts out in an explosion-like manner, splattering everywhere, including undesirable places i.e. desk, keyboard, face
by DudeyMcCool September 17, 2009
A sound you make when you can't find the words you want to say but you have to make some kind of sound
5 year old: Lisa
Lisa: Yes child
5 year old: Why do my parents have sex after they yell at eachother?
Lisa:Um...
Lisa: Yes child
5 year old: Why do my parents have sex after they yell at eachother?
Lisa:Um...
by SockWitch November 19, 2017
by Plz help meh May 17, 2019
by FightersFury July 19, 2017
That guy is an ume.
by Fraklinsberg June 7, 2020