Johnson

the act of scraping marijuana resin out of smoking peice in a fiendish way.

Zach and Evan ran out of bud, and decided to Johnson a bowl for a quick high.

by fnapgnbsrg April 5, 2013

a. johnson

When a guy ejaculates on a womans face

Hey did you give her an a. johnson?

by Ator February 2, 2006

johnsoned

When a group loses majority status in an organizational body due to a member's sudden death or incapacitating health condition.

Dude, the tenors in the community choir got johnsoned after Mr. Howard got angina.

The Senate democrats might get johnsoned because of whats-his-face.

by Indefinido December 15, 2006

Johnson

1.A person who is an asshole
2.A big dick

Kid 1: That is the dumbest shirt I've ever seen!
Kid 2: Stop being such a Johnson!

by Buffalo Johnson September 16, 2012

Johnson

Johnson- a lie

If you tell a johnson in Parliament you should resign

by Truthmonger April 12, 2022

Johnsoning

The act of purposefully injuring oneself in order to collect disability or workman's compensation from the government or military because you took out too many TSP loans and have nothing saved for retirement.

Upon realizing his retirement account was dwindled from excessive loans, John came to work and headed straight to the break room for some johnsoning, and instantly fell off of a ladder tearing his acl virtually ensuring future disability checks from the government.

by Ronald McDonald69 May 21, 2013

dwayne johnsons johnson

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's genitals

"Dude, I just saw Dwayne Johnsons johnson and it was MASSIVE"
"Theres a reason they call him "The Rock""

by imabigkidnowlolxd July 31, 2022