If you want to bring up something that matters, I'll be here, if you want to bring up more hypothetical bullshit, I'm an unborn ghost that nobody ever thought about before.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
Cooch that you could have gotten at a specific moment, yet did not fully achieve. If you have rejected a girl and/or did not capitalize on a cooch opportunity, you have had hypothetical pussy
by tractascott June 19, 2021
a word used frequently in discussions to escape criticism on a topic or get out from a discussion they have started
typical toku fandom discussion:
G: the third rider in decade should have been the color yellow because of CMYK
S: This CMYK bullshit is nonsense
G: Yes it does they talked about it in the decade .5 eps too
S: Give us proof then
*After proving that guy 2 was wrong*
S: the only part of CMYK that makes sense is "CM" because DiEnd is Cyan and Decade is Magenta(apparently)
G:Also i said this was hypothetical
S: I hate the word "hypothetical" btw..because you can just use it to get out of any discussion
G: the third rider in decade should have been the color yellow because of CMYK
S: This CMYK bullshit is nonsense
G: Yes it does they talked about it in the decade .5 eps too
S: Give us proof then
*After proving that guy 2 was wrong*
S: the only part of CMYK that makes sense is "CM" because DiEnd is Cyan and Decade is Magenta(apparently)
G:Also i said this was hypothetical
S: I hate the word "hypothetical" btw..because you can just use it to get out of any discussion
by thatdiscordasianguy October 18, 2019
It's a more sophisticated way of saying "alcohol jacket." Saying that you're wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less classy. Not only is saying you're wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it's also a little less obvious.
After a night of drinking:
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"
by Dragon Woman January 30, 2010
A word Ben Shapiro uses
by Jsuisuncarrot June 30, 2023
1. Raw Hypothetical is a phrase used to describe an ideal hypothetical situation or even more simply, raw data.
2. It may also be used to describe something as awesome
2. It may also be used to describe something as awesome
Use 1:
A: If you were the president, that would be awesome
B: That is a raw hypothetical
Use 2:
A:That girl is hot...the thing I'd do to her!
B: Raw hypothetical!
A: If you were the president, that would be awesome
B: That is a raw hypothetical
Use 2:
A:That girl is hot...the thing I'd do to her!
B: Raw hypothetical!
by RawHypo April 12, 2010