A buff-ass purple motherfucking Rick Harrison floating through space in his space pawnshop dimension in an attempt to "balance" the universe by putting on a shiny fucking gloves with six gay rhinestones decorating it. He beats the shit out of lesser beings like Captain Fucking America, makes Spider-Man not feel so good, and single-handedly killed the Avengers that no one cared about. Thanos is a fucking Saint.
Person 1:"Yo, chief! I heard that buff-ass Thanos guy beat the shit out of every Avenger in Infinity War! He looks just like mothafuckin Rick Harrison!"
Person 2: "Fuck yea bro! I know, that big purple raisin guy kicks ass and by Jesus, he does look like he owns a fuckin' pawn shop."
Person 1: "I fuckin' told you, chief!"
Person 2: "Fuck yea bro! I know, that big purple raisin guy kicks ass and by Jesus, he does look like he owns a fuckin' pawn shop."
Person 1: "I fuckin' told you, chief!"
by chiefbeefqueef September 28, 2018
(Verb) Thanos, To Thanos, Thanosed.
Named after Marvel's Avengers villain, "To Thanos" means to simply half the amount of something. Weather physically or as metaphor or concept.
Named after Marvel's Avengers villain, "To Thanos" means to simply half the amount of something. Weather physically or as metaphor or concept.
"I was supposed to save the $100 I had but now I only have $50"
"You've only gone and Thanosed your money"
"You've only gone and Thanosed your money"
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by pok2mon._• September 4, 2018
Thanos
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