Dude 1: Dude, last night was crazy. What happened?
Dude 2: You were so drunk, you were pretty much worshipping the porcelain goddess the entire time, dude.
Dude 2: You were so drunk, you were pretty much worshipping the porcelain goddess the entire time, dude.
by Eduardo III June 24, 2005
by Lyric_Lover June 17, 2018
"dude, I dropped out of University to drink full-time; since then I've spent many days praying at the porcelain altar!"
by cpujunkie2007 November 3, 2007
When that Big Mac came flying out of my anus like a greased monkey, it made a porcelain tsunami and got poop-water all over my cheeks.
by divinething004 January 20, 2005
When a male awakens with morning wood and goes to take a morning shit, he will often times need to urinate as well. To avoid urinating everywhere except in the toilet due to an erection, one must tuck his erect penis under the toilet seat to hold it down.
by Dr. JRal September 5, 2005
the act of defecating on such a large scale that the interior of a normally white porcelain toilet bowl is rendered an entirely different color, typically brown
"Jim, where are you headed off to in such a hurry?"
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."
by triebkore February 8, 2012
The temporary lack of sensation and occasional paralytic effect on the legs as a result of spending too much time on the toilet, usually due to spending a long time on social media or reading a good book.
I made the mistake of throwing down in a meme war on FB while in the bathroom.
After an hour or so, I couldn't stand up because I was a victim of the dreaded porcelain palsy.
After an hour or so, I couldn't stand up because I was a victim of the dreaded porcelain palsy.
by rev. ray July 31, 2016