by afsgljh October 9, 2006
Noun) A delicious and tasty beverage! After you drink it, you get to go to a shiny place with nice people! ...which is probably the opposite of where I'm going for writing this.
Steve: What happened?
God: You saw an article on UrbanDictionary.com didn't you?
Steve: How'd you know?
God: (Points to a large group of like-minded idiots named Steve)
This is where you laugh. And upvote. And where you DON'T DRINK THE BLEACH YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!!
See you and You Fucking Idiot!
God: You saw an article on UrbanDictionary.com didn't you?
Steve: How'd you know?
God: (Points to a large group of like-minded idiots named Steve)
This is where you laugh. And upvote. And where you DON'T DRINK THE BLEACH YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!!
See you and You Fucking Idiot!
by Mr. Pancy Fants February 14, 2016
by futuramafan February 5, 2008
The delicious concoction which is drank by people after researching "Docking" on the Urban Dictionary
by YesNoToaster January 13, 2021
Random popular girl: *crying about how her life is terrible because she lost her scrunchie*
Me: Here is some bleach
Me: Here is some bleach
by Barney is sexy October 15, 2019
A nutritional delight. It's a drink that people have been drinking for its great taste for years! No one who has drunk it has stated that it wasn't good because they were seemingly killed. But not only is it healthy, it's also great medicine for curing depression. Screw buying some expensive shitty anti-depressant when you could buy Clorox Bleach for only $4.99! Overall a great remedy.
"Man, I'm thirsty." "Here you go, have some bleach." "You sure this is healthy?" "Yeah dude just keep drinking it, almo- OH SHIT WE NEED A DOCTOR HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE!"
by Yyyyjxtbc November 6, 2017
Tite Kubo's gift to the world to show he cares for all those who reside in it.
Alternative but less popular definition: Laundry detergent.
See? Lame and unorthodox.
Alternative but less popular definition: Laundry detergent.
See? Lame and unorthodox.
Jerry: Dude, did you see that episode of Bleach last night?
Dick: Nah dude, that shit's for nerds.
*Awkward silence ensues*
Jerry: Hey Dick, has there ever been a time in your life when someone says your name, and some stranger yells, "Head," immediately after?
Dick: Yes...?
Jerry: This is why.
Dick: Nah dude, that shit's for nerds.
*Awkward silence ensues*
Jerry: Hey Dick, has there ever been a time in your life when someone says your name, and some stranger yells, "Head," immediately after?
Dick: Yes...?
Jerry: This is why.
by Master Filipino January 20, 2011