When a women (or man) squats over your face and “stamps” your face with their butthole.
Hey baby. You looking to get freaky? Looking for Canadian porch swing? Alabama hot pocket? Portuguese butt dial?
by Good-Boy June 17, 2022
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Connor Dial, the ugliest person in the world, he follows people, and stalks them. Case closed.
You: See Connor dial over there?
Random person: Yeah he's ugly.
by ImBadAtLife10- January 23, 2018
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To masturbate with every intention of ejaculating as quickly as possible. It's used to describe the masturbater on the go, one who can't take his time and is in a hurry. The phrase is a reference to the Stargate MGM TV shows that have numerous scenes of people "dialing" to activate the gate portal into another planet. Often there is an ancient dialing device or a human computer one. The popularity of the phrase remains relegated to stargate fans or sci-fi nerds in general because no one else is likely to understand the reference.
I caught this guy in the park dialing the gate like it's no body's business.
by dioxholster January 22, 2011
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When you dial a number to receive brain
“I Brain dialed ronald to receive some dome slone
Dial b for brain”
by Ceausikuß Balomegoskombeis October 16, 2021
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A stage 5 clinger who calls at 7:30pm on a Saturday after sending 5 consecutive text messages.
Case powder dialed me last night.
by Brunchandbees December 13, 2015
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Attending a meeting by electronic means rather than attending in person
Our travel budget has been cut. From now going forward your custmer meetings will have to be dial-by meetings
by Lyricalroger June 15, 2015
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A rare condition that occurs after a proctological examination, where the proctologist’s finger breaks off and becomes lodged in the patients rectum. At some later, unspecified time, the finger attempts to reconnect with its original hand by attempting to phone home using either a pay phone or a cellphone.
Is that a finger protruding from Gilford’s rear end? Yes, it’s his proctologist’s finger trying to phone home via a Butt-Dial.
by markalodian June 13, 2021
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