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After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
by nellster69 August 18, 2023
"Those meta swipes still posting fake news in the comment sections. Wish I never bought Grandma that laptop."
by Pete Khlong October 28, 2021
the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack
by Mustela February 7, 2023
Verb: The act of using an electronic credit card reader attached to a phone to make a purchase or sale of narcotics while in a nightclub/event/festival/etc.
"Hang on, I gotta make a swipe in the club to pick up that Molly from one of my dealers."
"I need to find an ATM."
"No need, I can make a swipe at the club right now for what you want."
"I need to find an ATM."
"No need, I can make a swipe at the club right now for what you want."
by Xavier DeLord September 5, 2013
During my second backwards jockey session, I decided to change things up and swipe the card repeatedly.
by Deezlunch November 14, 2017
by MegaMuna345 November 23, 2021
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by mary20122012 February 24, 2021