"What do you mean I can't buy booze cause I'm a puppet? I have rights too! I am not just a puppet, I'm also a Fabricated American!" - Warren the Ape
by WarrenTheApe May 18, 2010
When someone isn't wearing panties or underwear and their ass funk is making contact with their pants, shorts.
by Guamanian invasion July 19, 2014
If you cut paper with Mrs Henshaws fabric scissors you will get cut by the blade of her rusty yard clippers!
by lord damp nutksdom f March 30, 2017
The beguiling pieces of overlapping fabric on the front of men’s briefs that have to be navigated by a penis in advance of peeing.
I pissed myself because I couldn’t get through the fabric labyrinth quickly enough. Damn you, Hanes!
by Stu Caruthers January 7, 2020
by coy July 12, 2004
Doctor: I'm afraid to tell you. You have canciphilaids.
You: what's that?
Doctor: cancer ciphilus and aids.
you: god damn it. Daily fabrice.
You: what's that?
Doctor: cancer ciphilus and aids.
you: god damn it. Daily fabrice.
by concrete fisherman April 29, 2015
When it's extremely cold outside and a person's nipples which are known to contract in cold temperatures and stiffen (or "get hard"), so much so, that one might suggest they could possibly pierce the fabric of a person's shirt.
It's so cold out I'm cutting fabric.
by Really Big Al May 27, 2014