Toilet, particularly as related to vomiting. Usually combined with a worship-oriented verb to describe the act of vomiting into a toilet.
Last Friday, I drank five 40s of O.E. and two fifths of Canadian Mist and man, I was praying to the porcelain god all weekend! I'll never do that again.
by Winston Zedimore December 8, 2004
The left over poop smear that sticks to the bottom and side of the toilet after a good dump. So thick and sticky not even the strongest flush or the most powerful stream of pee will remove it. Similar to the left over peanut butter that remains on a knife after spreading it on a piece of bread.
Man, that toilet is covered in Porcelain Butter. It will take a tall glass of milk just to wash it down!
by DanK13 January 25, 2017
Really now Wally?? Did you have to leave that porcelain steak in my toilet? Couldn't you have just flushed it?
by Billy King Ohio June 29, 2011
A band of the Industrial genre. Members include Porcelain(vocals) Snake(guitar) Rocko(bass) and Whitey(drums). They site Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, A Perfect Circle, Tori Amos, Pantera, Jeff Beaton, Led Zeppelin, Guns n Roses, Motley Crew, Nirvana, and Hole among their influences. They are originally from Detroit.They have yet to put out a CD, but many fans are anxiously awaiting its arrival.
by excessive_makeup March 21, 2007
by decepti - kun October 6, 2005
"Where's Bob?"
"He's been in the bathroom for the last twenty minutes."
"Whoa, that's a lot of porcelain time!"
"He's been in the bathroom for the last twenty minutes."
"Whoa, that's a lot of porcelain time!"
by josjr December 28, 2010
by DTOM6106 October 17, 2010