College

Complete, utter, and blissful irresponsability with no consequences except a lower decimal on your transcript.

Max and Andrew are in college

by TBags March 2, 2004

College

The new high school.

After I get out of college maybe I'll go for some higher education like my doctorate.

by Miles the Magnificent August 31, 2010

College

A place where lazy fuckers sit on urbandictionary.com all day posing as some guy called norton making fun of the wholehuman race.

What you do at college today dear?

not much but the FBI was after us for some reason or another

by Norton December 9, 2004

College

Evil assrape of your time and money, but necessary for a decent career path.

I just graduated college, it took 5 years and im $100 thousand in debt.... WooHoo!

by Sp1d3rman April 3, 2011

College

1- a place that rips you off
2- a time to get high, drunk, and laid all in one day...then go to class the next
3- a time to do whatever the hell you want without any direction
4- a time to spend 8 years of your life because you never want to enter the real world

"Dude, college rapes my ass a lil more with each class I take."

by 00IlOvEcOlLeGe00 July 5, 2009

College

Emotional binge drinking, Netflix, naps, cheap food, staying up too late, avoiding adult responsibilities, cramming for exams, and lots of crying.

Man, college was not what I was expecting. I thought I would be going out and partying. Not staying up till 3 am studying and watching Netflix simultaneously.

by supkate March 23, 2013

College

1. Where I go and work my ass off every day learning diffeq and pchem and such, but its apparently expensive daycare.

2. One of the most popular institutions to rip on.

Guy 1: "College is such a joke, man. You pay tons of money to get wasted and learn nothing related to the real world. I don't even use anything I "learned" there. You should drop out."

Guy 2: "Interesting. What was your major again?"

Guy 1: "Communications"

Guy 1: "Oh, right. And yea, I'll take fries with that."

by N0Pistons October 2, 2011