Jerry was such a cling man last night, he even came back to my house with the girl he just setted me up with.
by Your the doo doo to my butt January 21, 2019
by Kraker Barrel October 25, 2018
Knotted up ass hairs around an amalgam of fecal remnants and toilet paper. Similar to a dingle berry. Created over time from wiping action which knots the hairs.
I could barely wipe my ass today braaaahhhh. Got so many damn cling burrs down there. I need a pair of scissors to trim up.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
by IamSUPERhoe October 2, 2009
by iamronanx November 14, 2015
When a female vagina is so tight that it looks like it is being pulled out on a back stroke while fucking in the doggy style position.
by tooltoter February 3, 2012
The Clinge Minge is an advanced form of sexual activity that was first discovered during the year 420B.C. Chief, a philosopher at the time was in his bedroom one day, when a furry broke into his house and sexually assaulted him. The furry did multiple things to Chief, but the most “interesting” of them all was the clinge minge. The furry took his hand and shaped it like a claw, and proceeded to grab Chiefs dong. He then went on to yank it as hard and with as much furry power as possible. Chief’s dong fell off, and the furry ran. “It was very vigorous and got me really turned on!” -Chief while in the hospital for his newly ripped off dong.
Chad: “Mommy’s going to give me the good ol’ Clinge Minge tonight!”
Papa: “Oh man, your so lucky! She never did that to me when I was with her!”
Papa: “Oh man, your so lucky! She never did that to me when I was with her!”
by Pseudocidal420 November 22, 2018