Noun, a guy who, if you believe "the news", is either All-Powerful or All-Stoopid, both loves and hates America at the same time, Is so clever that he's responsible for the death of every random kitten and grandma on earth, and so stupid that he won't roll-over for Imperialist-Atlanticists like every other post-soviet republic. Both was and was not "head of the KGB." Both is and is not Yeltsins bestist-bud. Is at the same time loved and hated by every Russian. Is somehow the boss of every hacker/doxxer/troll on the planet. Is Trumps lover, despite Trump massively increasing sanctions. ACTUALLY fights ISIS.
by voshkod September 15, 2021
You: "Hey did you hear what Putin said?"
Other: "No dude."
You: "Huh, guess you were to busy PUTIN THESE BALLS IN YOU MOUTH!"
Other: "No dude."
You: "Huh, guess you were to busy PUTIN THESE BALLS IN YOU MOUTH!"
by Praise_Thy_Lord May 22, 2021
1. The current president of the Russian Federation
2. Not the French word for 'fuck' - Putin sounds like poutain, which is actually the word for whore/prostitute, though it is used frequently as an epithet like 'fuck' is.
2. Not the French word for 'fuck' - Putin sounds like poutain, which is actually the word for whore/prostitute, though it is used frequently as an epithet like 'fuck' is.
by Shorty Mushroomhead January 12, 2007
Oh no! It's Putin, the old world leader who is bald!
Since were in Ukraine, will he nukes us?
Yeah, because he is too bald.
Then we need to leave!
Since were in Ukraine, will he nukes us?
Yeah, because he is too bald.
Then we need to leave!
by PutinLover69 February 25, 2022
Has bromance with Donald trump
by Truthteller2016politics October 28, 2016
by Rhenthalin April 18, 2007