An individual who uses stealth and concealment to his advantage. A well educated thief can use these tactics to gain entry to nearly anything with the help of a collection of specific tools designed for the art of theft. There happen to be many forms of thievry which include brute strength and an example of this is a thief bashing a careless bystander in the head, rendering him unconcious. Another form requires tactics and intelligence, the professional thief. The professional thief is hard to come by since most do not make it to this stage. Alot of thieves end up being caught in the act, arrested and fined or imprisioned. Sometimes though, a thief excels in the art, using a combination of many forms of tactical stealth, becoming a skilled artisan of the art.
by Tempest March 20, 2004
by I H8 THE LIBERALS August 15, 2004
by AxDiablo November 7, 2011
A thief would use a friend's computer to post something from his/her facebook account that s/he won't like.
by KustacMa September 8, 2011
by Y.E.A November 21, 2007
When a diamond man named skeppy goes to the store with his family to steal thousands of dollars worth of webkinz and an angry muffin man named badboyhalo who stole a store label doesnt remember the name of the stuffies.
by Honeqi September 13, 2020
Capitalistic individual who "borrows" other people's stuff and "pawns" them. Takes whatever opportunity to gain currency, no matter what ethical barriers stand in the way. Often screws all those close to him in his bid for cash. Is fairly smart, but his kleptomania gets the better of him. Best seen in the 8-bit theater webcomics.
Your GP or your HP!~8-bit theater episode 4
I feel it neccessary to inform you that the contract gives me rights to the bottom half of your treasures ~8-bit theater episode: thief likes money.
I feel it neccessary to inform you that the contract gives me rights to the bottom half of your treasures ~8-bit theater episode: thief likes money.
by Pyros April 22, 2004