An uppermiddle classified school, stuck in California. Words such as Brah, Bro, Girl, like, and sketchy are common. Clothes such as Abercrombie, Hollister, and many other brands will be found here. Oakton takes pride in their athletics and image. In fact we just put up new bushes and flags, among many other things entering the football field. But we still haven't fixed that water leakage in our ceiling! What a surprise.
Many teenagers at this school are in fact athletic. If you aren't athletic, take part in a sport, don't even think about making conversation with those whom do. You will be shunned. Our lacrosse, Field Hockey, and Football players are cherished among other sports. A lot of them are meat heads, arrogant, and pretty much bond together. They have their fair share of suck up's, and teachers who favor. Though however, some might grow up to be successful, but karma will always be there. Most of them won't get scholarships for the sports they play, either. Of course this bit of reality hasn't hit them yet. Many others who aren't well known would gladly sell their soul for a bit of recognition. Thus, sucking up.
Image is important. The girls like short denim mini skirts, hollister tank tops that squeeze their boobs together to give them more pact with their push up bras. Freshly shaven tanned legs, cakey makeup with thickly applied eyeliner, clipped and painted nails, and hair always looks semi perfect. Along with sporting Vera Bradley purses.
High school is their prime. For most of these people, it will be the best years of their lives. They'll turn into Mr. Fouley. Sitting in the Drivers Ed Room, teaching Behind the Wheel, reminiscing about "the old" days. Being single, going home to that microwaveable meal, turning on the t.v, and drinking alone.
For the guys, long nike socks, and shorts are in style. Shaggy hair, which is quite funny because once it's cut you can see all their acne that was once hidden. And sports team college hoodies. Sporting Nikes and N sneakers.
This is the typical Oakton look. Will this even matter 10 years from now? Not at all. Anyone who doesn't agree with this is oblivious. Gym class is a living hell for anyone who isn't athletic. You will suffer from insults. You're pathetic if you can't run a mile. You're a loser. Half of these kids don't even know how hard it is for the ones getting these insults to wake up every morning, go to school, and listen to that same shit. "Same shit different day." If you can't run the mile, you ain't shit. So you better get out there tomorrow when the weathers nice outside your house and practice! Practice makes perfect. Oaktons motto.
Many of these kids will find it hard to live in the real world of reality after high school.
Many teenagers at this school are in fact athletic. If you aren't athletic, take part in a sport, don't even think about making conversation with those whom do. You will be shunned. Our lacrosse, Field Hockey, and Football players are cherished among other sports. A lot of them are meat heads, arrogant, and pretty much bond together. They have their fair share of suck up's, and teachers who favor. Though however, some might grow up to be successful, but karma will always be there. Most of them won't get scholarships for the sports they play, either. Of course this bit of reality hasn't hit them yet. Many others who aren't well known would gladly sell their soul for a bit of recognition. Thus, sucking up.
Image is important. The girls like short denim mini skirts, hollister tank tops that squeeze their boobs together to give them more pact with their push up bras. Freshly shaven tanned legs, cakey makeup with thickly applied eyeliner, clipped and painted nails, and hair always looks semi perfect. Along with sporting Vera Bradley purses.
High school is their prime. For most of these people, it will be the best years of their lives. They'll turn into Mr. Fouley. Sitting in the Drivers Ed Room, teaching Behind the Wheel, reminiscing about "the old" days. Being single, going home to that microwaveable meal, turning on the t.v, and drinking alone.
For the guys, long nike socks, and shorts are in style. Shaggy hair, which is quite funny because once it's cut you can see all their acne that was once hidden. And sports team college hoodies. Sporting Nikes and N sneakers.
This is the typical Oakton look. Will this even matter 10 years from now? Not at all. Anyone who doesn't agree with this is oblivious. Gym class is a living hell for anyone who isn't athletic. You will suffer from insults. You're pathetic if you can't run a mile. You're a loser. Half of these kids don't even know how hard it is for the ones getting these insults to wake up every morning, go to school, and listen to that same shit. "Same shit different day." If you can't run the mile, you ain't shit. So you better get out there tomorrow when the weathers nice outside your house and practice! Practice makes perfect. Oaktons motto.
Many of these kids will find it hard to live in the real world of reality after high school.
Sean Schnitzer-"My motto is: Image comes first. Oakton high school is the prime of my existance. Not to mention, my uncle has a ferrari."
by asdfdsinka April 19, 2008
this is fuckin ridiculous-- incase u idiots dont know this website wasnt made for 9th grade bitchy gossip, it was made to show the truth about schools. im ashamed to even be known as a freshman at oakton because just about everyone in my grade is retarded and they post fuckin novels on urbandictionary about some cliq or bitch or WHATEVER that they dont like-- GET OVER IT!!!!!!!! stop acting like little 6 year old cowards, if u got shit to say about somebody say it to their fuckin face-- dont announce it on some website that the whole damn world can see.
by double p May 6, 2005
A run down pile of construction shit. Consists of self conceited people, cardboard lunch, and ignorant teachers. (Some are chill)
Shoutout to the girls who all sit in the big stall in the bathroom and hog up all the space.
Shoutout to the girls who all sit in the big stall in the bathroom and hog up all the space.
Person 1- “Yo, Oakton High School lost the football game, again??”
Person 2- “Yeah, they need to get their crap together”
Person 1- “Why are all the trailers so cold?!”
Person 2- “It’s to prevent the teachers from breathing fire”
Person 2- “Yeah, they need to get their crap together”
Person 1- “Why are all the trailers so cold?!”
Person 2- “It’s to prevent the teachers from breathing fire”
by Organ_Donor November 29, 2021
alright first of all...whoever wrote that up there is all wrong.we have the best dance team around(and yes theyre amazing dancers that go to freakin nationals every year what other sport at oakton does that?)I idolize all those pretty girls that get to dance with all the hot football players in front of the whole school!I know most of them and really they're some of the nicest girls i know..and just because every single one might not be perfect doesn't mean we should give that reputation to the entire team.whoever wrote that up there is most likely just jealous cause basically the whole school loves the girls on dance team...and they should!and whats so wrong with "mmack"?its just another group of best friends like "slackk" or "lacken" that just happens to be all part of dance team.I think dance team get some credit...cause yah just like that other person said-their season basically does run all year long and probably takes up alot of time.and who knows..dance team could be harder than all the other oakton sports...maybe they're just better at liking what they do
by adsfasdfasdf May 4, 2005
oakton highschool is straight up bullshit !! you guys care so much about other people instead of your damn selves ... you take all your time out to critisize libby and dishners, when there are so many more girls in that school that are straight up sluts ! if you guys hate libby so much why dont you get off her fuckin dick and leave her alone she left who cares apparently you all like her to much to let her go !! all you lil girls postin shit about miana -- why dont you say that shit straight to her face !! i wanted to go to oakton real bad until i saw all this bullshit .. its jus not worth it !! why you gotta make these "deffintions" about people and make then annonymous instead of tellin them how you feel 1-on-1 ! cuz none of you girls have the fuckin balls to do it ! .. you got somethin to say -- say it to their faces !! and stop bein lil pussys hiddin and denyin who wrote shit about them
oakton girl: "omg guess what happened with dishners, shannon hooked up with HER BOYFRIEND"
another girl: "yeah we care to much about everyone else instead of the dicks we are suckin"
another girl: "yeah we care to much about everyone else instead of the dicks we are suckin"
by westfield bitch ! May 7, 2005
oakton dance team - our skools amazing dance team, who go to nationals every year. first definition is written by a mother fucking retard who is one of the rejects who sit in the hallway near olsons room playing their gay ass guitars and wear fishnets and dont know that theyre ugly. Go to hell dawg ure a homo.
gay people sit in the corner of the hallway with their sex crazed minds, make out with ugly girls wearing horrible black clothes and fishnets. Guys are wearing they gay eye liner and hav nasty hair.
by Oakton Student. May 6, 2005
i dont no why people have such a problem with the dance team. theyre amazing and i love the girls on it and im not on the team...sooo yeah its not a cult. ppl who hate them are only jelous bc they see them dance and wish they could be on it. and why do ppl hate mmack or h/e u spell it? i love all those girls theyre awesome. specially alex trakas wow man shes so hott and sucha good dancer. ohs dance team is so good so fuck off fuckers! :)
ohs: yeah they go to nationals theyre so good!
ugly ppl who cant dance: damnnn im jelous. maybe if i just insult them and call them sluts ill feel cooler..
ugly ppl who cant dance: damnnn im jelous. maybe if i just insult them and call them sluts ill feel cooler..
by ohs dance is GOOD May 7, 2005