josh manifold

The better manifold brother (mainly because hes not short and has hair)

uncultured person: Jack Manifold is the better Manifold brother

cultured person: no Josh Manifold is better

uncultured person: why
cultured person: because Josh Manifold has hair and is tall

uncultured person: yeah fair enough

by Imahumanwhosimps April 23, 2021

Jack Manifold

Jack Manifold has passed away... may he rest in peace. I guess the grind finally stopped.

rip the Jack manifold grind :(

by Heart.Brocken.Check June 7, 2021

Danger to Manifold

In the movie Fast and the Furious, Brian (Paul Walker) races a FWD Eclipse rice car in a quarter mile drag, and in his haste to beat Dominic (Vin Diesel), used too much NOS and the laptop computer managing his engine told him an there was an imminent danger to his manifold. The metal floorboard for the passenger seat comes lose and flies off his car, somehow linking his manifold and his floorboard as being an integral part of his street racing machine.

Computer: Stage 1 Complete
Paul: <presses Stage 1 NOS button>
Computer: (beeping) Danger to Manifold!
Paul: "Shut up!" <slams shut laptop lid and presses Stage 2 NOS button>

This phrase can be used to describe anything that is bad and you want to reference the movie to make the situation funny.

Person 1: Hey dude, look how ugly that chick is!

Person 2: OMG DANGER TO MANIFOLD!

by RRCsteve November 12, 2007

jack manifold

that bitch from stranger things

Jack Manifold: i got a custard cream biscuit #🍪
Person: why is eleven from stranger things on twitter.... girl you've got monsters to fight!!!

by sally the salmon is a milf September 28, 2021

jack manifold

the man

theres a jack manifold stan over there
ew
rude

by canigeta_whoppa August 9, 2021

Jack manifold

Hottest man ever

“What’s that jack manifold clip” “oh you mean the” did you get a whoopa clip

by Iluvmommymilkers May 19, 2021

Merzy Manifold

The act of penetrating a woman and making it terribly uncomfortbale. In order fo the manifold to be pulled off the female's legs must be put over the man's shoulder, during the penetration. While this is going on the male must use both of his hands to jab two fingers on each hand into the pressure points in the females armpits.

Chris put Jessica in the merzy manifold last night and, as expected, she never called him again.

by Tribs April 27, 2009