ballooning

When an uncircumsised man, whilst urinating, pinches his foreskin closed, thereby inflating his touque like a balloon (but with urine rather that air)

My girlfriend won't give me head since she caught me ballooning in the bathroom.

by Don't worry about it1 July 18, 2006

Ballooner

A person who blows (sucks, licks), could be used for anything like a person who blows on a lollipop or even more exotic.

Lafawnduh is such a ballooner, she'll practicality blow you for free.

by Chad and Zak March 21, 2011

Balloon

A fool; a person who has just made a pretty obvious mistake

PhD student 1: I forgot to correct for path length in these absorbance measurements.
PhD Student 2: You total balloon

PhD student: I left my cash card in Centra last week and only found out today
Supervisor: <Says nothing and draws a picture of a balloon on a piece of paper>

by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

Balloon

A airhead, A stupid person who floats/follows people around on a "string" like a bitch

Christian is a balloon

by goatbanger November 9, 2017

balloon

a heroin dealer

man im out of dope i need to go to the balloon

by afroman April 17, 2002

balloon

slang for condom; slang for protection during sex.

I gotta get a balloon on before my girl gets outta the bathroom.

by The Evster July 13, 2006

balloons

Another name for breasts.

The girl was flat-chested before; now she looked like
she had put great big balloons under shirt... that is...
until she took off that shirt! WOW!!

by CDSmith1967 October 14, 2005