by Jimmyd1 February 28, 2019
by xtremestuff September 14, 2009
Father (to son): What happens if you ride your bike without a helmet?
Son: My head will hit the ground and my brains will fall out.
Father: And then what?
Son: I have to be a lawyer
Father: And we don't want that, do we?
Son (with horror): NNOOOOO!
Son: My head will hit the ground and my brains will fall out.
Father: And then what?
Son: I have to be a lawyer
Father: And we don't want that, do we?
Son (with horror): NNOOOOO!
by SkankyHo June 4, 2008
Lawyers: the cause of all of lifes problems, shame on all the idiot parents that want their kids to become one.
by A Gorilla July 9, 2007
The Enemy of Humanity with a weakness for money and other things they need to live, they hate their clients, white people, people in the German armed services, and they love people that can make them a quick buck or two.
Lawyers are indeed the Enemy of Humanity Destroy them with Pennies!! do do so throw the pennie at them and when the bend over to pick it up run over and steal it from them they turn to ash!
Lawyers are indeed the Enemy of Humanity Destroy them with Pennies!! do do so throw the pennie at them and when the bend over to pick it up run over and steal it from them they turn to ash!
I went to meeet my lawyer one day I had a pennie in my pocket for protection, I walked into the monsters lair (offfice) and said " Hey think fast!" I threw the pennie at him and when he went to grab it I nicked it from him and watched as he turned to dust with a loud yell he said " Give me the pennie or so help me I willl sue you for 500 of them BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Isweat dropped at his decleariton then walked to his dest and started to pisss on the ashes.
by Fant Nagner (TF) September 17, 2009
The name comes from the hard work and dedication that comes before the reward. When a person has this name they are sometimes considered to be working their entire life but only because they come from generations of hardworking men and woman who believed finishing something to their best ability was the greatest reward.
by Rosebud9665 January 1, 2021
A Legal representative when hired to defend a client who jacks the bill and if not paid garnishes wages for unnecessary costs, paperwork and fees to pay off a Judge who is campaigning behind the scenes to decide in order for a client to actually get a honest trial.
by anticipator March 15, 2017