Hesitating while getting one's bearings upon exiting an elevator, escalator, or other conveyance, causing gridlock for the people behind.
I hate daytrippers who exitate when they get off the train. Move to one side and figure out where you're going!
by Zhou Schmo June 22, 2007
A person in the audience of a movie theater who decides to go out the emergency exit way instead of through the lobby. Therefore causing bright light to appear in the movie theater which makes people (whose eyes are in pain from the sudden light) very annoyed, etc.
by Glasses 'n Neckties July 19, 2009
by cardrew September 14, 2005
by Jagfire March 11, 2003
Exititis is a specific type of human behavior often associtated with freeway or highway vehicle drivers who speed up and cut across traffic to exit. A common form of exititis is for the driver of the exiting vehicle to cut across, not one, but often, two lanes of traffic just in front of a responsible driver in the right lane. Due to the speed reduction in the exit lane, this type of driver always hits the brakes hard due to excessive speed. This malady exists worldwide and has no known cure.
by Mr_Puttle October 28, 2009
a phrase Phil Lester should have never said in a live stream trying to recover his previous saying "lady door".
Dad why did you do dat,
why
Dad why did you do dat,
why
enter my female exit
by d-niellester January 24, 2018
When you're jammed in traffic in the state of Texas and you've had enough of not moving, sitting in the Texas sun sweating like a jackass, you drive off the side of the interstate at a 45 degree angle through the ditch in your pickup truck.
by GGAustin August 11, 2011