Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.
Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.
Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.
Kyle: Ahh! ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.
by cx13 October 5, 2006
A syndrome where your ass hurts all the time, caused by constantly rubbing it against furnitures and whatnot.
"Putting that ass-rubbed finish on your new dining-room table has inflamed my carpal bunghole syndrome."
by Chipping Woodlet III August 3, 2005
After four straight hours of giving head, she got Carpal Tonsil and had to see the doctor about some treatment.
by Clarence_Garside October 29, 2010
This is what the Wireless Blackberry users will get if they type too much on their blackberry. Disease of the thumbs and median nerve around the thumbs similar to that of Carpal Tunnel.
by Ginger Owens December 8, 2005
Matt: Sorry babe, I can't go any longer. I've been at it for over an hour now, and I'm beginning to feel the effects of carpal tongual.
Selfish woman: But I only came eight times!
Matt: Exactly, now it's my turn, dammit!
Selfish woman: But I only came eight times!
Matt: Exactly, now it's my turn, dammit!
by tomassco December 28, 2010
by tumblrs June 27, 2012
by Father Nature December 1, 2009