Dad: Lets go watch some asian women with low self-esteem pee really far!
kids: Yay!!!
Mom: I love asian peeing contests.
Dad: NO FUCKING SHIT EVERYONE LOVES IT!!
(Dad mercilessly beats Mom)
fuck you
kids: Yay!!!
Mom: I love asian peeing contests.
Dad: NO FUCKING SHIT EVERYONE LOVES IT!!
(Dad mercilessly beats Mom)
fuck you
by ashton keown 69s guys November 13, 2009
p friendly competition where guys display their pride to answer the question of, "Whose is bigger?" Not only more fair, but more fun, when judged by impartial female referees. especially when they take a "hand's on" approach to the judging.
The time had arrived for me to be judged in the dick measuring contest, a rite of passage for guys entering high school. Louise put her hand on my cock to hold it firm and straight while Jennifer held the ruler stretched out along its full length. As it happened, the number she read off - 9 7/8 inches - was enough for me to win, with a half inch to spare. What I enjoyed more than the thrill of victory, though, was the thrill I felt when Louise, not releasing her grip, slid her hand up and down my shaft, until I came. Nevertheless, I kind of enjoyed the notoriety my victory gave me, especially when suitably ambiguous stories recorded it in the student newspaper and, later that year, in the yearbook. Needless to say, it not only increased the respect I received from the other guys, but my popularity with the girls - apparently, size does count, at least with some girls.
by Charles LeChauve January 6, 2007
Where people compete to see how much peper sauce they can drink a one sitting with nothing else. And sometimes people bet on the winner and when they do the winner usually gets part of the pot.
by Deep blue 2012 September 23, 2009
A pissing contest among mathematicians.
Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!
Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.
Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.
by John September 25, 2008
A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.
May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.
May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.
When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.
by Bee-ritt July 17, 2009
A wet T-shirt contest is a contest where women, e.g. young college girls during spring break, are encouraged to wear a white or light-colored T-shirt without a bra. The women usually dance on a stage while being sprayed with water, which makes their T-shirts semi-transparent. Often, ice water will be used for this purpose in order to cause erect nipples, probably in order to simulate sexual arousal. Sometimes they will remove their clothing, appearing topless or even totally naked.
That wet t-shirt contest was tottally awesome!
by Wet T-shirt Lover July 19, 2005
1.) When someone completely soaks their white t-shirt to the point that it becomes see-through.
2.) A direct result of overactive perspiration in an embarrassing public setting.
2.) A direct result of overactive perspiration in an embarrassing public setting.
Dude 1: Hey bro, that was an intense game of b-ball
Dude 2: Fuckin' right dude, I'm totally rockin' a Sweat T Shirt Contest right now.
Dude1: Fuckin' gross, man!
Dude 2: Fuckin' right dude, I'm totally rockin' a Sweat T Shirt Contest right now.
Dude1: Fuckin' gross, man!
by vinnyp7676 January 18, 2010