First, you slap-chop a mixture of cheeseburger, garbage and croc sandals while a group of illegal Mexican immigrants lick your butt hole. Then you lube yourself with said mixture and begin to forcefully insert yourself into a cardboard cutout of Ryan Seacrest. All the while listening to Reba McEntire's album "The Last One to Know".
Last night, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. So after crying during American Idol I completed Colbert's Nation.
by neb lkware February 10, 2010
The process in which you waterboard Steven Colbert and rub hot oil all over his body in his suspenders.
by The Real Colbert Report February 5, 2010
Just like shotgun in a car only it is the middle seat in the middle row in an SUV, the middle seat in the back row in a two row car, and in a two seat car it is the trunk.
by mryeti1295 August 14, 2010
The wind turbine at Key West High School that was named after Stephen Colbert. The naming was passed by unanimous vote from the Monroe County School Board after being proposed by Heindrek A., a senior at the school.
The turbine is part of the school's alternative energy program and is the southernmost turbine in the US. Both the turbine and the naming of the turbine have received national attention including a grant from HP, being covered on BusinessWeek.com, and other blogs, papers, etc. However, at this time, Stephen Colbert has not successfully been contacted about appearing at the 03/20/10 ribbon cutting ceremony.
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The turbine is part of the school's alternative energy program and is the southernmost turbine in the US. Both the turbine and the naming of the turbine have received national attention including a grant from HP, being covered on BusinessWeek.com, and other blogs, papers, etc. However, at this time, Stephen Colbert has not successfully been contacted about appearing at the 03/20/10 ribbon cutting ceremony.
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Holy kaw! Maybe the Colbert eagle will perch atop the Colbert Wind Turbine and peer up at the space station which holds the C.O.L.B.E.R.T. treadmill!!?!
by InsanitySektor February 11, 2010
The process of transitioning from a satiric depiction of a thing to the very thing you once parodied. Named after Stephen Colbert, who originally played the character right wing ideologue named "Stephen Colbert", who told yo what to think. Over time, he has become the Blue State equivalent of his earlier "Stephen Colbert" character. He has come full circle.
You know how originally she mocked bad weepy singer-songwriters? Now she takes herself seriously and has misses her own joke. Stephen Colbert Syndrome!
by TrustFalls January 22, 2021
The Colbert report is a "fake news show" like the Daily Show, starring Stephen Colbert. It airs at 11:30PM/ET on Comedy Central. Colbert plays the role of a Conservative media pundit.
by Micste March 14, 2007
When you get something named after you.
Originates from the fact that Stephen Colbert is the "undisputed king of getting things named after"* him. He has a sea turtle, a Ben & Jerry's ice cream, a bald eagle, a trapdoor spider, and many other things named after him.
*Quote by Stephen Colbert
Originates from the fact that Stephen Colbert is the "undisputed king of getting things named after"* him. He has a sea turtle, a Ben & Jerry's ice cream, a bald eagle, a trapdoor spider, and many other things named after him.
*Quote by Stephen Colbert
by mcspringy September 19, 2009