Stephen Colberted

The "r" is silent. This is recieving a sexual act while at a desk or podium while speaking to an audience. May include a blowjob, getting eaten out, or if you are creative enough a blumpkin.

Stacy was getting Stephen Colberted while giving her validictorian speech at her High School.

by Werty is Willing May 29, 2010

steven colbert

Extremely good-looking and well-dressed talk-show host with a knack for always being right. He's a pro-republican and self-proclaimed African American. a.k.a.'s: "the man", "Mr. America", and soon-to-be "Mr. President".

Cory: hey nick, let's watch the the Colbert Report.

Nick: sure. let's watch the Daily Show with Jon Stuart until then.

Cory: who's Jon Stuart?

Nick: that Jewish democrat guy.

Cory: oh.... well, is he as handsome or as funny as Steven Colbert?

Nick: no.

Cory: alright.

by Cory Lowery June 5, 2007

The Colbert Report

A "fake news" television program airing on Comedy Central from Monday to Thursday at 11:30pm eastern time. Hosted by Stephen Colbert, the Report satirizes conservative, ego-centric media pundits such as Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera.

Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".

"Open up baby bird, 'cause mama's got a big fat nightcrawler of truth! This is the Colbert Report!"

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 12, 2007

Steven Colbert

Absolutely nothing. How absolute morons spell "Stephen Colbert" when taking the time to write out an definition for the guy on this website without bothering to check for one second to see if they got the name right. (See also: "Jon Stuart")

"lols i luv steven colbert he is so funny!!!!"
"Get cancer."

by will farell lol August 29, 2007

colbert report

A show in which the American news is twisted into semi-truthful stories of current events

DUDE!! Did you see the Colbert Report last night? Steven had all the clips of bush making grammar mistakes. Yea dude, but you dont say the t's in the title you tard

by {ROB} king of kings May 8, 2008

Colbert-Whip

A delicious snack made by putting Cool-Whip, or any kind of whipped cream, between two Pringles. This can also be done with Doritos, seeing as how it is Stephen Colbert's favorite corn-based chip.

I could really use a Sierra Mist right now, to wash down all that Colbert-Whip.

by Selinger March 31, 2010

The Colbert Report

The Colbert report is a "fake news show"like the Daily Show, starring Stephen Colbert. It airs at 11:30PM/ET on Comedy Central. Colbert plays tyhe role of a Conservative media pundit.

The Colbert Report really does stick it to Right Wingers.

by Stemic March 7, 2007