1 definition by salami warrior

A female, generally an awesome one, she hates people, is cynical, occasionally morbid, has great taste in literature, a bit short although she makes up for it in how awesome she is, loves food more than living, a much better person than she may think, and an amazing friend.

Not to be confused with Talya the pitchfork or Talya the small Indian village.
Girl: Hey, is that Talya, the generally awesome girl who is cynical, occasionally morbid, has great taste in literature, a bit short although she makes up for it in how awesome she is, loves food more than living, a much better person than she may think, and an amazing friend?

Boy: No that's just a pitchfork.
by salami warrior June 21, 2011
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