10 definitions by paddymac
1. A portly or rotund person.
2. A person with a fat stomach.
3. A witty insult, making light of someones excess weight
2. A person with a fat stomach.
3. A witty insult, making light of someones excess weight
by paddymac August 29, 2006
the natural lubricant that occurs in a vagina during sex, often expelled in varying quantities during different levels of stimulation.
guy 1: Did u see that girls squirt her love juice across the room?
guy 2: yeah, those candied slickins must have travelled at least 10 foot.
guy 2: yeah, those candied slickins must have travelled at least 10 foot.
by paddymac August 25, 2009
A computer thats sole purpose for existence is accessing sexually explicit material for the purpose of self-gratification.
Hammo: Hey Timmy, got any porn vids, I just got blue-balled that that girl with no tits
Timmy: Sorry mate, I don't have any vids, but the jack mac is full of pleasing material.
Timmy: Sorry mate, I don't have any vids, but the jack mac is full of pleasing material.
by paddymac September 11, 2009