255 definitions by jesus

Pajuo

Persona estupida, torpe o de reaccion lenta.

"No seas pajuo", "Te caistes por pajuo", "Apurate pajuo"

by jesus November 29, 2003

hot air balloon

When a girl eats a guys bootyhole while giving him a reach around, he farts in her mouth.

I hot air balloned the shit out of that bitch last night.

by jesus July 22, 2003

well ripped

best described in the following phrase...

Slag: I'm Pregnant
Me: Well ripped

by jesus March 25, 2004

Blade Pendragon

The term for a hot sexy Irishmen with a big penis.

"You are such a Blade Pendragon."

by jesus July 2, 2004

russ maltese

drunken sailor, russel crowe, to beat off in your pants,

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"

by jesus September 10, 2003

Grapefruiting

v., n.
When a female, during fellatio, takes the male's testicles into her mouth, allowing him to ejaculate in her hair.

Yeah, I gave that girl quite the grapefruiting.

She was grapefruiting me, and, well, I got flaccid.

She couldn't get it out of her hair for a week after that grapefruiting.

by jesus June 18, 2004

la~

Started on EverQuest, meaning "laugh", because when /la is typed, your character laughs.

"omgz j00 got owned la~"

by jesus January 7, 2005